the northwest arkansas crime report

Too bad, so sad

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:53:00 +0000

The paper no longer publishes a crime report.

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:07:00 +0000

11:14 p.m. A woman at 506 Braithwaite St. reported youths ringing a doorbell, running off and making rude gestures to her children.

11:33 a.m. A staff member reported a plastic bag containing marijuana in plain view in a vehicle in the Transit and Parking Impound Lot.

"Don't let the door hit you on your way out."

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:29:00 +0000

1:12 p.m. A man at 218 W. Cherry St. reported a male acquaintance slammed a door on his back.

DO NOT DISTURB the reefer break, dude...

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:18:00 +0000

11:19 p.m. A man at McDonald's Restaurant, 3805 Peach Orchard Road, reported employees inside tried to cower down and hide and he was concerned for their welfare.

Auditory hallucinations

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:00:00 +0000

3:48 a.m. A man on Southwest A Street reported hearing neighbors punching walls loudly and slamming doors and when he confronted them they said he was hearing things.

Hiatus

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:45:00 +0000

I was all set to put off all this work I have to do this morning to go through the recent crime reports, but the NWA Demazette's site is down. Must have ice in the tubes, eh?

I'll try to be better about shirking my work. I see the Iconoclast has ceased to exist (RIP), so someone has to bring the really important issues before the community.

Anyway, winter weather always brings the goods, so I look forward to some interesting crime in the next couple days when the site is back online. Also, anyone have anything worthwhile to report from inauguration day (aside from the feeling of a huge burden lifted off your back)? Let me know in the comments below...

A confused and hungry werewolf? Possibly...

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:04:00 +0000

10: 14 a.m. A man at 15492 Stage Coach Road in Prairie Grove reported a deer decoy stolen from his yard.

Kill me once, shame on you, kill me twice...uh...can't get killed again.

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:58:00 +0000

11: 24 a.m. A man at 19443 Nob Hill Road in Springdale reported a man threatened to kill him twice.

Conflict resolution

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:54:00 +0000

8: 29 p.m. A man at North Boxley Avenue and West Franciscan Trail reported two men fighting with sticks.

A Postmodern Predicament: Levels of Remove

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:47:00 +0000

7: 16 p.m. A woman on Southwest Fremont Road reported receiving text messages from her 16-year-old son saying his father was screaming at him.

Motivated stoners

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:46:00 +0000

1: 53 p.m. A man at 8553 Stoner Lane, Rogers, reported for-rent signs and a 100-pound cement block holding them down stolen.

The rural beat

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:44:00 +0000

8: 40 a.m. A caller at 18134 Hale Mountain Road, Canehill, reported a man who cleans chicken houses damaged the compost building.

6: 23 p.m. A man at 22 E. Scott Hollow Road, Lowell, reported a neighbor keeps baling his hay and ran over his septic tank and damaged it.

Hot Commodities on the Autumnal Black Market!

noreply@blogger.com (aplus) — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:49:00 +0000

3:43 p.m. A woman at 1949 E. Bois De Arc Lane reported a campaign sign stolen.

3:48 p.m. A caller at 1603 E. Stewart St. reported a campaign sign and a pumpkin stolen.

Mortal Carmbat

noreply@blogger.com (aplus) — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:35:00 +0000

12:14 p.m. An employee at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, 702 S. Thompson St., reported a man came in, asked him his name, then hit him and said, "I'm not done with you."

5 man conga line

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:27:00 +0000

11: 53 p.m. A caller at Club Congo, 1408 S. Thompson St., reported four or five men trying to push their way into the club.

Why so serious?

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:24:00 +0000

8: 48 p.m. A woman at 2470 E. Frontier Elm Drive reported finding a smiley face carved on a door knob, things moved around and lights left on.

Camp Sleepytime

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:26:00 +0000

1: 31 a.m. A woman at 808 Hardwood Circle reported a man sleeping in her backyard.

Speed crime!

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:59:00 +0000

This air conditioner thief needs to step up his game if he's going to compete with the record-holding vehicular break-in dude.

9: 38 a.m. A caller at 910 W. Laura St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 39 a.m. A caller at 912 W. Laura St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 41 a.m. A caller at 2430 Rill St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 42 a.m. A caller at 2436 Rill St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 43 a.m. A caller at 2434 Rill St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.

...and the police arrived on the scene within the minute.

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:57:00 +0000

11: 52 p.m. A woman at 1207 Crescent St. reported someone smeared creamfilled doughnuts all over her front door.

Someone rolled up to the Pay Spot and done got PAID.

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:55:00 +0000

5: 04 p.m. A man at Pay Spot, 2333 W. Sixth St., reported $ 400 stolen.

This reminds me, I need to check my information tube, I mean, email.

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:51:00 +0000

4: 16 p.m. A woman at 2002 S. W. Fir Ave. reported someone left a note in the information tube outside her house that is for sale.

Introducing the bacon-fed, toy-tossing cat burgler

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:56:00 +0000

7: 44 p.m. A woman at 601 S. W. Pearl Drive reported someone crawled through her ceiling, threw toys on the floor and took bacon out of the refrigerator and left it on the counter.

When I was a kid, we called that the "Circle of Hate"

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:10:00 +0000

FAYETTEVILLE : 2 accused of setting up church day-care fights

"The investigation was launched Thursday after a parent reported teachers forcing 3- and 4-year-old students to fight during “circle time.” The kids had to fight while the rest of the class watched, and the teachers told them not to tell their parents." Read more...
(Via the Fayetteville Flyer)

Get ta steppin'!

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:07:00 +0000

9: 58 p.m. A woman on Rothrock Road, Elkins, reported her boyfriend told her to get out.

Can't work with em', can't work without 'em.

noreply@blogger.com (boleroid) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:38:00 +0000

3: 17 p.m. A woman on Ervin McGarrah Road, Lowell, reported her daughter-in-law fighting with her son because he got a job working with women.