the northwest arkansas crime report

Too bad, so sad

2009-09-02T13:53:00.001-07:00

The paper no longer publishes a crime report.

2009-02-09T07:07:00.000-08:00

11:14 p.m. A woman at 506 Braithwaite St. reported youths ringing a doorbell, running off and making rude gestures to her children.

11:33 a.m. A staff member reported a plastic bag containing marijuana in plain view in a vehicle in the Transit and Parking Impound Lot.

"Don't let the door hit you on your way out."

2009-02-02T07:29:00.000-08:00

1:12 p.m. A man at 218 W. Cherry St. reported a male acquaintance slammed a door on his back.

DO NOT DISTURB the reefer break, dude...

2009-01-29T14:18:00.001-08:00

11:19 p.m. A man at McDonald's Restaurant, 3805 Peach Orchard Road, reported employees inside tried to cower down and hide and he was concerned for their welfare.

Auditory hallucinations

2009-01-29T14:00:00.000-08:00

3:48 a.m. A man on Southwest A Street reported hearing neighbors punching walls loudly and slamming doors and when he confronted them they said he was hearing things.

Hiatus

2009-01-28T06:45:00.001-08:00

I was all set to put off all this work I have to do this morning to go through the recent crime reports, but the NWA Demazette's site is down. Must have ice in the tubes, eh?

I'll try to be better about shirking my work. I see the Iconoclast has ceased to exist (RIP), so someone has to bring the really important issues before the community.

Anyway, winter weather always brings the goods, so I look forward to some interesting crime in the next couple days when the site is back online. Also, anyone have anything worthwhile to report from inauguration day (aside from the feeling of a huge burden lifted off your back)? Let me know in the comments below...

A confused and hungry werewolf? Possibly...

2008-10-23T08:04:00.000-07:00

10: 14 a.m. A man at 15492 Stage Coach Road in Prairie Grove reported a deer decoy stolen from his yard.

Kill me once, shame on you, kill me twice...uh...can't get killed again.

2008-10-23T07:58:00.000-07:00

11: 24 a.m. A man at 19443 Nob Hill Road in Springdale reported a man threatened to kill him twice.

Conflict resolution

2008-10-23T07:54:00.000-07:00

8: 29 p.m. A man at North Boxley Avenue and West Franciscan Trail reported two men fighting with sticks.

A Postmodern Predicament: Levels of Remove

2008-10-23T07:47:00.000-07:00

7: 16 p.m. A woman on Southwest Fremont Road reported receiving text messages from her 16-year-old son saying his father was screaming at him.

Motivated stoners

2008-10-23T07:46:00.000-07:00

1: 53 p.m. A man at 8553 Stoner Lane, Rogers, reported for-rent signs and a 100-pound cement block holding them down stolen.

The rural beat

2008-10-23T07:44:00.000-07:00

8: 40 a.m. A caller at 18134 Hale Mountain Road, Canehill, reported a man who cleans chicken houses damaged the compost building.

6: 23 p.m. A man at 22 E. Scott Hollow Road, Lowell, reported a neighbor keeps baling his hay and ran over his septic tank and damaged it.

Hot Commodities on the Autumnal Black Market!

2008-10-19T15:49:00.000-07:00

3:43 p.m. A woman at 1949 E. Bois De Arc Lane reported a campaign sign stolen.

3:48 p.m. A caller at 1603 E. Stewart St. reported a campaign sign and a pumpkin stolen.

Mortal Carmbat

2008-10-19T15:35:00.000-07:00

12:14 p.m. An employee at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, 702 S. Thompson St., reported a man came in, asked him his name, then hit him and said, "I'm not done with you."

5 man conga line

2008-09-24T09:27:00.000-07:00

11: 53 p.m. A caller at Club Congo, 1408 S. Thompson St., reported four or five men trying to push their way into the club.

Why so serious?

2008-09-24T09:24:00.000-07:00

8: 48 p.m. A woman at 2470 E. Frontier Elm Drive reported finding a smiley face carved on a door knob, things moved around and lights left on.

Camp Sleepytime

2008-09-17T10:26:00.000-07:00

1: 31 a.m. A woman at 808 Hardwood Circle reported a man sleeping in her backyard.

Speed crime!

2008-09-17T09:59:00.000-07:00

This air conditioner thief needs to step up his game if he's going to compete with the record-holding vehicular break-in dude.

9: 38 a.m. A caller at 910 W. Laura St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 39 a.m. A caller at 912 W. Laura St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 41 a.m. A caller at 2430 Rill St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 42 a.m. A caller at 2436 Rill St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 43 a.m. A caller at 2434 Rill St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.

...and the police arrived on the scene within the minute.

2008-09-17T09:57:00.000-07:00

11: 52 p.m. A woman at 1207 Crescent St. reported someone smeared creamfilled doughnuts all over her front door.

Someone rolled up to the Pay Spot and done got PAID.

2008-09-17T09:55:00.000-07:00

5: 04 p.m. A man at Pay Spot, 2333 W. Sixth St., reported $ 400 stolen.

This reminds me, I need to check my information tube, I mean, email.

2008-09-17T09:51:00.000-07:00

4: 16 p.m. A woman at 2002 S. W. Fir Ave. reported someone left a note in the information tube outside her house that is for sale.

Introducing the bacon-fed, toy-tossing cat burgler

2008-09-09T11:56:00.000-07:00

7: 44 p.m. A woman at 601 S. W. Pearl Drive reported someone crawled through her ceiling, threw toys on the floor and took bacon out of the refrigerator and left it on the counter.

When I was a kid, we called that the "Circle of Hate"

2008-08-28T14:10:00.000-07:00

FAYETTEVILLE : 2 accused of setting up church day-care fights

"The investigation was launched Thursday after a parent reported teachers forcing 3- and 4-year-old students to fight during “circle time.” The kids had to fight while the rest of the class watched, and the teachers told them not to tell their parents." Read more...
(Via the Fayetteville Flyer)

Get ta steppin'!

2008-08-28T14:07:00.000-07:00

9: 58 p.m. A woman on Rothrock Road, Elkins, reported her boyfriend told her to get out.

Can't work with em', can't work without 'em.

2008-08-11T11:38:00.001-07:00

3: 17 p.m. A woman on Ervin McGarrah Road, Lowell, reported her daughter-in-law fighting with her son because he got a job working with women.

...but the sword is more disturbing than the pen.

2008-08-06T13:53:00.000-07:00

2: 14 p.m. A caller on South 40 th Street reported a sword used in a disturbance.

A good old-fashioned styrofoam burnin'

2008-08-06T13:51:00.001-07:00

3: 06 p.m. A man on Osage Creek Road, Springdale, reported neighbors burning Styrofoam, paint and other things.

The Godzilla of trashcans

2008-07-28T08:29:00.000-07:00

9: 09 a.m. A man at 307 N. E. J St. reported someone using a large trash bin for demolishing houses.

Honorable mentions!

2008-07-28T08:17:00.000-07:00

The Fayetteville Free Weekly gives the crime report an honorable mention as one of Fayetteville's top blogs. Congrats to longtime linking buddies the Iconoclast, The Fayetteville Flyer, and Sufferin' Succotash.

"It’s not the kind of crime that makes you want to move away. It’s the kind of crime that makes you wonder about your neighbors’ intelligence and sanity."

[n.b. I moved away 9 years ago!]

You can call me a lumberjack / I'm smoking trees by the acre

2008-07-24T12:14:00.000-07:00

July 22 9: 12 a.m. A woman at 10910 S. E. Campbell Road, Fayetteville, reported a male acquaintance keeps calling, telling her how high he is and that he won't give her father's chain saw back.

Thanks SBM!

Blood brothers

2008-07-24T12:12:00.000-07:00

12: 54 a.m. A man on Oakridge Road reported a man tried to stab him but stabbed his friend instead.

Little Red Riding Hood

2008-07-24T12:07:00.000-07:00

11: 51 a.m. A woman at 5325 N. Oak St. reported her grandmother has been calling and threatening her.

Yikes--->

The lawnmower was euthenized later on that day.

2008-07-23T07:56:00.000-07:00

2: 22 p.m. A woman at Bob Cole Bail Bonds, 601 S. W. 14 th St., reported she was hit in the head with a rock thrown by a lawnmower.

...or was he just happy to see him?

2008-07-21T07:47:00.001-07:00

5: 10 p.m. A man at 2763 Adrian Ave. reported an old friend walked by with a gun in his pants.

It's hot out there, y'all...

2008-07-21T07:42:00.000-07:00

7: 29 p.m. A caller on West Sixth Street at South Hill Avenue reported a man walking with his buttocks hanging out of his pants.

3: 50 p.m. A caller on West Sunset Avenue reported a man driving naked from the waist down.

Excorist II

2008-07-21T07:39:00.000-07:00

6: 14 a.m. A woman on Rhoden Lane reported her son beat her and took her Bibles to burn them.

See also.

Because this is how you know you're on vacation...

2008-07-18T08:22:00.000-07:00

6: 56 p.m. A man at 21559 Indian Creek Drive, Garfield, reported beer missing from a vacation home.

Snack cake burgler strikes!

2008-07-18T08:18:00.000-07:00

9: 05 a.m. A caller at the Tontitown Electrical Substation in Springdale reported a delivery truck broken into and $ 200 worth of snack cakes stolen.

Flaming youths

2008-07-18T08:17:00.001-07:00

8: 34 p.m. A woman at 1440 Tumbleweed Drive reported youths throwing something in her yard that was on fire.

Flaming youths

2008-07-18T08:17:00.000-07:00

8: 34 p.m. A woman at 1440 Tumbleweed Drive reported youths throwing something in her yard that was on fire.

oatmeal, vaseline, newspaper, potatoes and ectoplasm

2008-07-18T07:56:00.000-07:00

9: 11 a.m. A man at 1601 S. 28 th Place reported oatmeal, petroleum jelly, newspaper and instant mashed potatoes all over a vehicle.

4: 18 a.m. A woman at 305 Rose Garden Lane reported someone rang her doorbell and left a sticky substance on her doorknob.

Roofless people

2008-07-18T07:54:00.000-07:00

9: 23 a.m. A man at 2121 Dodson Road reported a construction crew is removing his roof but he didn't contract to have any roof work done.

The best laid plans...

2008-07-18T07:51:00.000-07:00

10: 45 p.m. A man at 906 N. Main St. reported his brother pointed a gun at him but shot himself in the leg.

It's not like she was masturbating with a crucifix or anything...

2008-07-18T07:42:00.000-07:00

9: 37 p.m. A woman at 16569 E. Arkansas 264, Gentry, reported her 13-year-old daughter pushed her and may be possessed by demons.

The holder of the world record for most vehicular break-ins in an hour

2008-07-18T07:39:00.000-07:00

6: 13 a.m. A caller at 1756 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 13 a.m. A caller at 1655 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 15 a.m. A caller at 1733 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 18 a.m. A caller at 2300 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 23 a.m. A woman at ®4 Joshua Place reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 28 a.m. A caller at 1642 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 47 a.m. A caller at 1620 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 49 a.m. A caller at 1625 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 51 a.m. A caller at 2389 Kasey Ave. reported vehicle broken into.
6: 53 a.m. A caller at 2452 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 53 a.m. A caller at 2461 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 54 a.m. A caller at 2332 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.

Boys who like boys to slap girls who slap boys like they're girls who slap girls like they're boys...

2008-07-18T07:35:00.000-07:00

9: 32 a.m. A woman at Taco Bell, 102 S. Walton Blvd., reported a woman slapped a man, then the man slapped a woman.

Roger's Rec called by official name for the first time in 30 years!

2008-07-10T07:58:00.000-07:00

9: 49 p.m. A man at Roger’s Tavern and Recreation (ed: who knew?), 406 W. Dickson St., reported a fight.

Bella Vista experiences an outbreak of ennui

2008-07-09T10:33:00.000-07:00

The Iconoclast reports on the salacious details of a Monday in Bella Vista.
Really, though.

Missing from the list of crimes are:
3:20 pm: Bear defecates in woods.
4.55 pm: Local papist dons amusing headgear.

Man on West Putnam St. apparently a peeping tom

2008-07-09T10:31:00.000-07:00

3: 07 a.m. A man on West Putman Street reported people having sex in his pool.

You better believe he was hitting it from behind...

2008-07-09T10:30:00.000-07:00

10: 03 p.m. A caller on Caboose Lane reported a man and woman having sex in front of his apartment.

Hello dad, Hello mom, I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch....

2008-07-09T10:24:00.001-07:00

11: 14 p.m. A man at 326 N. West Ave. reported a toilet blown up by a cherry bomb.

Pinky and the Brain

2008-07-03T08:41:00.000-07:00

7: 38 p.m. A woman at Northwest Second and Northwest F streets reported a man standing on the corner in a pink Speedo with his buttocks hanging out.

Mr. Sunshine

2008-07-03T08:38:00.000-07:00

1: 14 a.m. A man on East Poplar St. reported a man driving a wrecker threatened to shoot everyone and tried to run over them.

This aggression will not stand!

2008-07-03T08:36:00.000-07:00

9: 24 p.m. A woman on North Mission Boulevard reported a male acquaintance threatened his brother-in-law would “declare war” against her and her husband.

The cricket in your car

2008-07-03T08:30:00.000-07:00

11: 50 p.m. A woman at Malco Theater, 621 N. 46 th St., reported someone vandalized her vehicle and threw crickets on it.

[Recommended reading]

Acting locally

2008-07-03T08:29:00.000-07:00

1: 06 p.m. A clerk at the Tobacco Leaf, 1402 Shane Lane, reported receiving harassing phone calls from an anti-tobacco activist.

I guess that's a "yes"

2008-07-03T08:28:00.000-07:00

1: 18 a.m. A woman on North 35 th Street reported her 14-year-old son broke a lamp when she asked if he'd been drinking.

Messy Marvins

2008-07-03T08:24:00.000-07:00

1: 03 p.m. A man at 1617 N. E. Chapel Hill Drive reported seeing youths pushing over portable toilets.

12: 58 a.m. A woman at McDonald's, 3805 Peach Orchard Road, reported about 15 teens throwing trash, yelling and disturbing customers.

aaaannnnnnnddddd..... HOLYFUCKINGSHIT HOMELAND SECURITY CODE RED FUCK FUCK FUCK WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8: 38 p.m. A caller at 3800 S. W. Capstone Ave. reported youths throwing artillery shells into portable bathrooms.

Something about crime something something....

2008-07-03T08:22:00.000-07:00

6: 15 p.m. A caller at 546 W. Center St. reported catching someone stealing something.

Kum and Huerta

2008-04-17T07:09:00.000-07:00

9: 38 a.m. A man at La Huerta, 2356 N. College Ave., reported beer kegs stolen.
3: 08 p.m. A woman at Kum and Go, 4251 Elm Springs Road, reported propane tanks stolen.

I just wanted to put these out there because I love La Huerta and I can't let a mention of Kum and Go pass without comment. (Click the tag below for other Kum and Goings-on.)

This looks like a job for...

2008-04-16T09:17:00.000-07:00

12: 55 a.m. A man at Montana Mike’s, 301 N. Walton Blvd., reported a possibly intoxicated man driving a lawnmower down the street.

Mmmmm, donuts....

2008-04-10T07:35:00.000-07:00

5: 07 p.m. A man at Helping Hands, 320 Airport Road, reported a female driver doing doughnuts in the parking lot with a child on the roof of her vehicle.

I just wanted to take a moment to mention that last weekend I ate a bacon burger on a donut and it was quite possibly the best thing ever. That's all.

The couch, the couch, the couch is on fire*

2008-04-10T07:26:00.000-07:00

8: 29 a.m. A caller on Scott Hollow Road in Springdale reported a couch on fire.

*(we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn)

Cheesy Beefy Melt (tm)

2008-04-07T13:38:00.000-07:00

Found somewhere on the internet, but not NW Arkansas unfortunately. I thought the combo of Mountain View and Wal-Mart would be a slam dunk for an Arkansas-based post, but when you throw Atherton into the mix, you learn that we're talking about the Bay Area. Also, baby-sized burritos should have been a dead giveaway, since they don't exist this side of the Sierras.

Peel Sessions / Broken Sword of Narsil

2008-04-07T10:54:00.000-07:00

2: 59 p.m. A woman on West Pine Street reported being hit in the head with a sword.

9: 56 a.m. A woman at Peel Mansion, 400 S. Walton Blvd., reported a man sleeping on the porch and Listerine bottles in the building.

Oh boy, field trip!

2008-04-07T10:50:00.001-07:00

1: 14 p.m. A man on East Arkansas 264, Lowell, reported his neighbor came over with a pistol and said one of them was going to the morgue

I can't tell which part of this story is more fucked up.

2008-04-07T10:48:00.001-07:00

11: 24 p. m. A woman at Fatty Hackers Sports Pub, 2005 S. Thompson St., reported a woman bleeding from the head.
11: 24 p. m. A woman at Fatty Hackers Sports Pub, 2005 S. Thompson St., reported someone punched a 44-year-old woman and she was covered in blood.

The 30 day pizza guarantee

2008-04-07T10:42:00.000-07:00

3: 26 p.m. A woman at 1301 S. West Ave. reported finding a condom filled with water and egg in her mailbox.

11: 59 a.m. A man at Rosati's Pizza, 1007 S. W. A St., reported an irate customer wanting money back for a pizza she had a few months ago.

So it's been a couple of months. Sorry about that.

Bare in mind that it's February

2008-02-20T09:51:00.000-08:00

2: 53 p.m. A caller in Summers reported a man in women's underwear standing on his porch.

We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham, and jam, and spam a lot.

2008-02-19T09:42:00.000-08:00

7: 50 p.m. A woman at 2177 E. Camelot Place reported her 15-year-old son threw a Lego at his brother and cut his eye.

Spiderpig!

2008-02-14T14:50:00.000-08:00

4: 28 p.m. A woman at 5800 W. Michael Cole Drive reported someone was at her house while the painters were gone and left footprints on the wall and ceiling.

Naked Lunch!

2008-02-13T12:39:00.000-08:00

11: 54 a.m. A woman at Advance Pest Control, 3852 Willowood Ave., reported two people engaged in sexual relations in a parked vehicle.

An offer you can't refuse

2008-02-13T07:42:00.000-08:00

6: 57 p.m. A woman at 4400 S. W. Lilly St. reported that a door-to-door salesman claimed to have 20 weapons when she refused to open the door to him.

In the doghouse

2008-02-13T07:40:00.000-08:00

4: 50 p.m. A woman at 19266 Parks Cemetery Road, Winslow, reported a doghouse put on top of her vehicle and a trash bin flipped over.

Just marking his territory

2008-02-13T07:33:00.000-08:00

1: 28 a.m. A man at 644 W. Dickson St. reported a man urinating off the balcony and trying to hit people with his urine.

Naked Lunch!

2008-02-13T00:39:00.000-08:00

11: 54 a.m. A woman at Advance Pest Control, 3852 Willowood Ave., reported two people engaged in sexual relations in a parked vehicle.

Leprosy outbreak in NWA!

2008-02-08T12:10:00.000-08:00

This could make the crime report a little more interesting...

Falsies

2008-02-06T07:52:00.000-08:00

10: 49 a.m. A woman at 1465 E. Joyce Blvd. reported receiving a $ 5 bill that was falsified to look like a $ 100 bill.

"Money... money changes everything."

...So many ways to say "I love you"

2008-02-06T07:49:00.000-08:00

1: 33 p.m. A man at 2861 Yorkshire Circle reported someone put dead rabbits and dog feces on his front step.

5(butter + knives) = x - bread

2008-02-05T11:34:00.000-08:00

11: 42 p.m. A man on Hidden Springs Drive in Decatur reported being robbed by five men armed with butter knives.

Thanks Brooke!

I'm pretty sure I know this woman...

2008-02-04T13:29:00.001-08:00

11: 47 p.m. A woman on Coose Hollow Lane in Rogers reported a male acquaintance threw glass on her because she was intoxicated, but she only drank a 12-pack of beer.

Thanks Brooke!

Snow problem!

2008-02-04T13:22:00.000-08:00

1: 24 p.m. A woman on East Brookhaven Drive at North Old Missouri Road reported being hit in the face with a snowball thrown by underwear-clad men.

3: 42 p.m. A woman at 1649 N. Viewpoint Drive reported being hit in the face with a snowball by two youths who knocked on her door.

Jan. 31 11: 46 a.m. A man on Northeast A Street and Tiger Boulevard reported youths throwing snowballs at passing vehicles.

2: 43 p.m. A woman on Holly Drive reported a boy hit her son and threw snowballs at him.

3: 54 p.m. A man at Northwest Yukon Trail Street reported youths built a large, obscene snow structure.

Thanks Allanah!

Don't shoot me, I'm only the dueling piano player

2008-01-14T06:22:00.000-08:00

1: 23 a.m. A caller at Deja Vu Dueling Piano Bar, 3404 S. E. Macy Road, reported people arguing.
12: 48 a.m. A caller reported loud music at Deja Vu Dueling Piano Bar.
1: 21 a.m. A caller at Deja Vu Dueling Piano Bar, 3404 SE Macy Road, reported two men fighting.

The condensed plot of Cormac McCarthy's next novel

2008-01-14T06:20:00.000-08:00

5: 22 p.m. A man on Bozarth Cemetery Road in Gentry reported someone filled the wrong propane tank and the owner of the tank threatened to “take care of him.”

honesty is the best policy.

2008-01-10T10:25:00.000-08:00

6: 12 p.m. A woman at Wal-Mart, 2110 W. Walnut St., reported a woman turned herself in after not ringing up some groceries in the self checkout.

still life on west goose creek road

2008-01-07T07:29:00.000-08:00

it appears as though we are, as they say, back in the saddle again:

2: 29 p.m. A caller on West Goose Creek Road at South Little Elm Road reported a naked man with a video camera and wearing a cowboy hat standing near a bridge.

an update for the new year

2008-01-03T11:48:00.000-08:00

I haven't forgotten about the site. It just seems that Rowena Rappaport and Tracy M. Rogers, who compile the crime report for the paper every day, have toned down the crazy a little bit and there's not much to report here, except for boyfriends threatening to cut their girlfriends "every which way," people killing other people's dogs, the rampant theft of copper wiring, and all the other compulsory acts of domestic violence that the happy holidays bring us this time of year. So my wish for 2008 is that NW Arkansas brings us more stories about pants, topless youths, werewolves, and Mexican standoffs than it does break-ins, firearms, and that damned copper wire.

Some things worth mentioning (or maybe not):

Something happened in early December that made 223 people to come here in one day.

In 2006, 981 people visited the site. In 2007, 4,195 people visited. That's an increase of 427%, and that's what I call getting results.

Of course, I could not have done this alone. Alannah's blog has linked to us since time immemorial, and the newly launched Fayetteville Flyer (swell work, folks) arrived and has sent some people this way. And now we get about 10 page loads a day, and for the first time ever there are probably more people that aren't me checking the site in a given week.

As for those people that end up here some other way than through the links above, they generally come from technorati searches for pissing tags (Hallo, Deutschland!), or googling for some combination of the following words: "fayetteville, bentonville, bella vista, topless, strippers, titties." If you don't know by now, you will never ever ever know. And trust me, you don't want to see anything naked that comes out of Bella Vista.

Another popular search recently consists of people looking for the latest chapter of R. Kelly's popular "Trapped in the Closet" saga. You can read the expurgated version here. The rest of them are generally people googling street addresses. Probably checking out their new prospective neighborhood, only to find they'll be spending an extra $100 to reinforce their mailbox.

So yeah, 2008... bring the crazy, and fight for your right to party.

Perp wore a macintosh bigger than mount fuji and was red, delicious, and rotten to the core

2007-12-20T21:47:00.000-08:00

10: 14 p.m. A man at Granny Smith Avenue and Apple Butter Street reported graffiti on the garage of a vacant house.

poltergeist?

2007-12-12T09:03:00.000-08:00

10: 33 a.m. A man at 1102 N. W. Lincoln Court reported water flooding an apartment, dish soap all over the walls and cereal flakes everywhere.

are you part of the problem, or part of the solution?

2007-12-07T07:14:00.000-08:00

1: 07 p.m. A woman on Mia Place reported people causing problems because her mother wouldn’t get them marijuana.

good fences make good neighbors

2007-12-04T12:46:00.000-08:00

7: 51 a.m. A man on Southwest High Meadow Boulevard reported being threatened and accused of disturbing the peace because he was putting up a fence with a nail gun.

"I let my neighbor know beyond the hill;
And on a day we meet to walk the line
And set the wall between us once again.
We keep the wall between us as we go.
To each the boulders that have fallen to each."
-Bob Frost

she did something, she thought it was art; she used to create supersonic farts*

2007-12-04T12:26:00.000-08:00

8: 31 a.m. A woman at St. Mary’s Hospital, 1200 W. Walnut St., reported she ate at Sonic and now she has chemical poisoning.

*for the Numbskulz fans among you.

two things...

2007-12-04T12:22:00.000-08:00

12: 37 a.m. A man at 13 Rosario Road, Garfield, reported a bobcat tried to attack him.

acting naturally

2007-12-04T12:19:00.000-08:00

2: 45 p.m. A woman on Natural Walk Road in Springdale reported a man and his son making obscene gestures and growling at her like a dog.

the lucha libre wake-up service

2007-11-09T09:01:00.000-08:00

2: 55 p. m. A man on East Laura Street reported he awoke to find a man in a mask beating him.

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

2007-11-07T10:04:00.000-08:00

7: 20 a. m. A woman at 3709 N. Second St. reported a Peeping Tom scratching a rash at her window.

mission accomplished! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

2007-11-06T13:54:00.000-08:00

8: 15 a. m. A woman at Gregg House, 339 N. Gregg Ave., reported a monument was pulled from its pedestal.

trapped in the closet, chapter 23

2007-11-05T07:15:00.000-08:00

1: 10 a. m. A woman in Westville, Okla., reported someone kicked a closet door shut and she was stuck in the closet with her son.

halloween megapost!

2007-11-02T13:35:00.000-07:00

Oct. 31 7: 33 a. m. A woman at 3412 E. Chatsworth Road reported a pumpkin thrown through her rear windshield.
7: 37 a. m. A woman at 2257 N. Mockingbird Lane reported a pumpkin stolen.
8: 01 a. m. A woman at 2616 N. Candlewood Drive reported several mailboxes damaged.
8: 12 a. m. A woman at 909 S. E. G St. reported pumpkins stolen off a front porch.
8: 36 a. m. A caller at 2486 N. Candlewood Drive reported mailboxes damaged.
8: 44 a. m. A caller at 2584 N. Candlewood Drive reported mailboxes damaged.
9: 14 a. m. A caller at 2667 N. Candlewood Drive reported a mailbox damaged.
9: 21 a. m. A caller at 772 N. Canterbury Road reported a mailbox damaged.
9: 27 a. m. A caller at 816 N. Canterbury Road reported a mailbox damaged.
11: 55 a. m. A man at 3309 S. E St. reported graffiti.
6: 59 p. m. A woman at 1514 W. Pine St. reported a brick thrown through a vehicle window.
8: 16 p. m. A man at 100 Park St. reported a passenger in another vehicle threw something at his vehicle.
9: 22 p. m. A man at 756 N. Queen Annes Lace Drive reported children spraypainted his vehicle.
9: 26 p. m. A man at North Meadowlands and West Crown Flower drives reported youths spray-painting vehicles.
9: 56 p. m. A man at 2972 Chestnut Ave. reported youths throwing eggs at his house.

why can't I live on big tussle?

2007-11-01T19:03:00.000-07:00

11: 39 a. m. A caller at 10168 Big Tussle in West Fork reported hearing several small explosions.