Found somewhere on the internet, but not NW Arkansas unfortunately. I thought the combo of Mountain View and Wal-Mart would be a slam dunk for an Arkansas-based post, but when you throw Atherton into the mix, you learn that we're talking about the Bay Area. Also, baby-sized burritos should have been a dead giveaway, since they don't exist this side of the Sierras.
11: 21 a. m. A woman at Kum & Go, 2351 W. Sunset Ave. reported a woman with a baby stole hot dogs, lunch meat and ravioli.
3: 03 p. m. A caller at Jose’s Southwest Grille, 5240 W. Sunset Ave., reported a couple with a set of twins and a toddler wouldn’t pay their bill and offered to leave their children as payment.
4:00 p. m. A man on North Pointer Lane reported a woman who sold him a car is saying she will report the car stolen if he doesn’t baby-sit her children.
6: 50 p. m. A man at 5640 Ray Payne Road, Fayetteville, reported seeing a baby drinking from a beer bottle and when he told the parents, they threatened to beat him up.
8:02 p.m. A woman reported two men in a red 1990s-model Toyota truck threw a water balloon at her husband while in Lot 38 off of Leverett Avenue. The balloon did not pop but did leave a red mark on her husband's forehead, she said.
6:11 p.m. A woman at 2350 W. Wedington Drive reported a woman came into the store and threatened to kill the customers. She reportedly told the clerk that she was stealing babies and left in a red Trans Am.
1:53 a.m. A woman on West College Avenue reported an intoxicated man walking through a parking lot hitting vehicles with his fists.
10:01 p.m. A man at 3000 SE J St. reported a boy was on the caller's bicycle and tipped it over, damaging the bicycle.
11:41 p.m. A woman at KBS Express, 3427 S. Thompson St., reported an intoxicated man with a beer bottle in his hand and wearing a black cowboy hat was harassing customers.
9:52 p.m. A woman on South Powell Street reported a renter was coming to her house making threats. A person with night vision goggles was reportedly seen sitting in a tree watching the renter's residence.
