A Postmodern Predicament: Levels of Remove

7: 16 p.m. A woman on Southwest Fremont Road reported receiving text messages from her 16-year-old son saying his father was screaming at him.

You can call me a lumberjack / I'm smoking trees by the acre

July 22 9: 12 a.m. A woman at 10910 S. E. Campbell Road, Fayetteville, reported a male acquaintance keeps calling, telling her how high he is and that he won't give her father's chain saw back.

Thanks SBM!

Acting locally

1: 06 p.m. A clerk at the Tobacco Leaf, 1402 Shane Lane, reported receiving harassing phone calls from an anti-tobacco activist.

if this is the wake up call, i don't want to know about the continental breakfast

1: 53 a. m. A worker at Holiday Inn Express, 2205 S. E. Walton Blvd., reported receiving a threatening phone call that sounded like a recording saying that if he hung up the phone he would be killed.

1: 57 a. m. A woman at Comfort Inn, 3609 Moberly Lane, reported receiving a threatening phone call saying if she hung up the phone she would be harmed and that it sounded like a recording.

well, gollll-ly.... sur-prise, sur-prise, sur-priiise...

1: 34 a. m. A woman on South Krupa Drive reported she answered her phone and the caller yelled “shazam.”

can you hear me now?

11: 41 p. m. A man at the Salvation Army, 3305 S. W. I St., reported people hitting him in the head, and the phone talking to him while he is trying to sleep.

I think we've heard from this guy before.

hello baby, yeah, this is the big bopper speakin'...

7: 38 p. m. A woman on Chantilly Avenue reported receiving obscene phone calls.