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Showing posts with label fence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fence. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

good fences make good neighbors

7: 51 a.m. A man on Southwest High Meadow Boulevard reported being threatened and accused of disturbing the peace because he was putting up a fence with a nail gun.

"I let my neighbor know beyond the hill;
And on a day we meet to walk the line
And set the wall between us once again.
We keep the wall between us as we go.
To each the boulders that have fallen to each."
-Bob Frost

Thursday, October 18, 2007

goats head soup anyone? any takers? sir mick?

11: 50 a. m. A man on Landers Road in Rogers reported his neighbor’s goats keep getting their heads stuck in the fence.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

if an invisible fence gets destroyed and no one calls 911, did it really happen?

7: 10 p. m. A man at 10250 Western Trails, Springdale, reported a water hose turned on and an invisible fence destroyed.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

it was unclear at press time whether or not he was carrying smallpox-infested blankets

2: 04 p. m. A caller at 3577 Friendship Road in Springdale reported a man tearing down his fence and claiming to own the property.

Friday, March 30, 2007

elves and dwarves have been accounted for. where are the hobbits and wizards?

7: 15 p. m. A man at 103 N. W. J St. reported youths throwing axes and shooting arrows at his fence.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

'sup?

3: 42 p. m. A man at 4259 E. Broomsage Drive reported “Hi Fool” written on his fence and his dog let out.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

off-road police pursuit conducted exclusively through yards, fences

Dec. 16 7: 39 a. m. A caller at 1315 Crutcher St. reported someone drove through her yard during a police pursuit and knocked down her fence.

7: 46 a. m. A woman at 1319 Crutcher St. reported her fence and property damaged during a police pursuit.

9: 39 a. m. A man at Emma Auto Sales, 920 N. Thompson St., reported a fence torn down during a police pursuit.

2: 03 p. m. A man at the Veterans of Foreign Wars Club, 1006 N. Thompson St., reported a fence damaged during a police pursuit.