It's not like she was masturbating with a crucifix or anything...

9: 37 p.m. A woman at 16569 E. Arkansas 264, Gentry, reported her 13-year-old daughter pushed her and may be possessed by demons.

I guess that's a "yes"

1: 18 a.m. A woman on North 35 th Street reported her 14-year-old son broke a lamp when she asked if he'd been drinking.

is it NHL playoff season? yes... yes it is.

10: 19 p. m. A man at the Jones Center for Families, 922 E. Emma Ave., reported seven to nine people fighting on the ice rink and it was an out-of-control hockey game.

she's out of control

8: 46 a. m. A man on Slate Gap Point Road in Garfield reported his girlfriend is out of control.