...but not burning a picture of the pope?

12: 46 p. m. A woman at West Venus Street and South Eastern Avenue reported a woman with a shaved head dancing and singing while she was walking.

11: 22 p. m. A man at 1370 N. Oakland Ave. reported people on a back patio singing “Happy Birthday.”

in a cloud of marijuana smoke...

9:26pm A man on East Maple Street reported his girlfriend kicked in his front door and threw a can of beets at him.

4:09pm A woman at 2002 Christy reported people breaking into her home and poisoning her soap so her clothes would stink.

6:24pm A woman on North College Avenue reported a man grabbed and rubbed against her after she declined a date with him.

5:02pm A man on North Old Cincinatti Road reported a man known as "Chewy" threatened to "bury" him.

1:50pm A caller at 1318 S. College reported people that look "confused" folding clothes on a table and walking across the street.

3:20pm A man at 19493 W. Arkansas 16 reported someone let a man into his house to sleep on the couch. The caller said the man started kicking his wheelchair and table when he awoke.

8:02pm A caller at 12631 Kenneth Price Road reported a man in his 20s asked an 80 year-old woman for directions, then returned and asked if she would go to the movies with him.

11:20pm A bartender at 326 West Ave. reported a trespassing man with a shirt with the message "Bring me a beer."

2:20am A man at 1001 W. Stone Street reported he was locked inside a building that he entered. The caller said he entered it because the door was open, and he wanted "to see what it was like inside."

9:10am A caller at 306 N. University reported a vehicle. The caller said the vehicle was unlocked, and a key was not needed to start it.

3:44pm A man at 1151 W. Hefley reported the marijuana he smoked was "laced" with something.

9:33pm A woman at 2867 E Gordon Long Drive reported a "strange haze" in her bedroom, and that she thought a neighbor had been cooking drugs.

5:34pm A caller at 1509 S. West End Ave. reported an intoxicated man arguing with himself. An officer later reported that he was singing.

2:38pm A man at Whistler Mobile Home Park on South Old Missouri Road reported possible prostitution because there are a lot of men coming and going into a mobile home.

6:42pm A woman on North Shamblin Avenue reported people on bicycles circling her and asking if she called the police.

8:01pm A caller at 215 Watson Street reported a man took presents, unwrapped them and then returned them wrapped.

9:36am A woman at 8500 W. Miller Road reported 30 cows in her yard.

7:33pm- A man at 614 W. Cleveland St. reported that he lost his "pot" and would like an officer to bring over a dog to help him find it. The caller said that he thought he lost it in the couch.

FayetteNam, race cars, biblical maps, dead dogs, commando

3:42 p.m. A man at 1030 S. Razorback Road reported a woman came into the business and started yelling at the secretaries. The woman also started singing and dancing, the caller said.

7:45 p.m. A woman on North Betty Jo Drive reported a woman entered the caller's house uninvited and stated that she was drawn to the caller's house because of the wood. When the caller asked the woman where she was from, the woman stated she was from the stars but was now living in "FayetteNam".

6:22 p.m. A man at 1528 N. Porter Road reported someone placed a sign in his tree that read "vet". It may be the same person who stole his race car the previous day, the caller said.

8:04 p.m. A man at 2842 Habberton told the dispatcher he was God's chosen one and that he wanted to speak to the president. He said he had a biblical map and wanted the world surrendered to him.

8:52 p.m. A man on Bunyard Road in Winslow reported his neighbor's dogs had killed three of his cows, and he shot three of the neighbor's dogs and placed one on his neighbor's front porch.

10:15 a.m. A woman at 2593 N. College Ave. reported a man in a black jacket and cut-up shorts was apparently drunk, walking around in the parking lot of Arkansas Pools and Spas. The caller reported the man's shorts were shredded and he was not wearing any underwear.