mmm, barbeque...

11: 43 a. m. A man at 607 James Ave. reported a woman said the business was going to go up in smoke.

mail thief (creek) / crossbows / brisket burglar

11: 34 a. m. A woman at 15525 Realtree Road, Gravette, reported someone stole her mail and put it in the creek.

9: 00 p. m. A man on Nichols Road in Bentonville reported his wife threatened to shoot him with a crossbow but she isn’t strong enough to use it.

9: 20 p. m. A woman at Smokin ’ Joe’s, 1204 S. Walton Blvd., reported someone cut the screen and stole four whole briskets off the smoker.

wiener theif rides around "shining"

1:25pm A man at 1406 N. Garland Ave. reported someone stole the bratwurst he was grilling and a fork while he was inside watching a football game.

10:51am A woman at 1519 S. School Ave. reported an elderly man on his hands and knees with his bottom "shining."

3:10pm A woman at 4379 W. Thrasher (yes, Thrasher) Drive reported trash thrown all over her yard, condoms on her porch and egg on her house.

2:37pm A man at 1416 Colby Circle reported someone threw a half loaf of bread at him from a car while he mowed his lawn.

5:41am A caller at Flash Market, 3601 Moberly Lane, reported an intoxicated driver pulled up to the gas pumps and fell asleep.