car cake on turtle creek drive...delicious!

8: 23 a. m. A man at 1028 Turtle Creek Drive reported sugar put in his gas tank and flour, sugar and eggs thrown on his vehicle.

ah-oooooooooo, werewolves of fayetteville...

4: 52 p. m. A man at 3010 N. College Ave. reported his girlfriend bit him then ran a vehicle into gasoline pumps.

Other possible incidents of lycanthropy here.

wiener theif rides around "shining"

1:25pm A man at 1406 N. Garland Ave. reported someone stole the bratwurst he was grilling and a fork while he was inside watching a football game.

10:51am A woman at 1519 S. School Ave. reported an elderly man on his hands and knees with his bottom "shining."

3:10pm A woman at 4379 W. Thrasher (yes, Thrasher) Drive reported trash thrown all over her yard, condoms on her porch and egg on her house.

2:37pm A man at 1416 Colby Circle reported someone threw a half loaf of bread at him from a car while he mowed his lawn.

5:41am A caller at Flash Market, 3601 Moberly Lane, reported an intoxicated driver pulled up to the gas pumps and fell asleep.

"tremendous loud" and incredibly naked

12:42 a.m. A caller at West North Street and North College Avenue reported a naked person walking northbound on North College.

10:47 A woman at 2004 S. Pleasant St. reported a man stole the clothes she had washed but not dried.

3:56 p.m. A man on Ewalt Avenue reported three women drove by, cursed and threw a brick at him.

4:06 p.m. A caller on Rogers Circle reported a drunke (sic) father struck his 15-year-old son. The son pushed the father, who lost his balance and fell on some wood, which caused him to bleed.

8:49 p.m. A woman on West Wedington Drive reported her boyfriend's cousin "went crazy" and "pulled a hammer on her." Syringes were in the sink, the caller said.

12:07 a.m. A man at East Huntsville Road and South Lake Sequoyah Road reported two women running in the road, one without a shirt.

3:06 a.m. A woman at 2333 W. Sixth St. reported a man tried to pay for his gas with a cigarette.

8:27 p.m. A woman at 18080 Ridge Road, Gravette, reported she heard "tremendous loud" screaming and yelling at the corner of Ridge and Radder roads.