This reminds me, I need to check my information tube, I mean, email.

4: 16 p.m. A woman at 2002 S. W. Fir Ave. reported someone left a note in the information tube outside her house that is for sale.

The Godzilla of trashcans

9: 09 a.m. A man at 307 N. E. J St. reported someone using a large trash bin for demolishing houses.

Spiderpig!

4: 28 p.m. A woman at 5800 W. Michael Cole Drive reported someone was at her house while the painters were gone and left footprints on the wall and ceiling.

Perp wore a macintosh bigger than mount fuji and was red, delicious, and rotten to the core

10: 14 p.m. A man at Granny Smith Avenue and Apple Butter Street reported graffiti on the garage of a vacant house.

when you sign a lease, you always read the fine print... always.

6: 01 p. m. A woman in Winslow reported her landlord took everything out of her house and tied her bathing suit to the front of his truck.

lesson 1: never ever believe the guy on the pole and his crazy ass bullshit

8: 47 p. m. A woman reported a man on top of a power pole told her he was giving her home away to drug dealers on trial in Oklahoma City.

not the ants! my beloved ants!

4: 18 p. m. A man on East Gulley, Fayetteville, reported a man threatening to smash the ants around his house if he doesn’t pay him $ 10, 000.

christmas in february?

2: 18 a. m. A woman at 821 S. 28 th St. reported a man fell through the roof and was now in her house.

i think i saw this happen on 'i love lucy' once...

1: 52 p. m. A caller on North Lewis Avenue reported a man pushed his wife out of the house with a broom.

"my bad. thought it was a duck."

4: 46 p. m. A woman at 3725 Robin Hills Lane reported a duck hunter shot out a window of her house.