Messy Marvins

1: 03 p.m. A man at 1617 N. E. Chapel Hill Drive reported seeing youths pushing over portable toilets.

12: 58 a.m. A woman at McDonald's, 3805 Peach Orchard Road, reported about 15 teens throwing trash, yelling and disturbing customers.

aaaannnnnnnddddd..... HOLYFUCKINGSHIT HOMELAND SECURITY CODE RED FUCK FUCK FUCK WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8: 38 p.m. A caller at 3800 S. W. Capstone Ave. reported youths throwing artillery shells into portable bathrooms.

a bad day for magazine sales...also: Arby's!

5: 31 p. m. A woman at 600 S. E. Fullerton St. reported a man selling magazines being rude to her.
5: 53 p. m. A woman at 2612 N. W. A St. reported a man selling magazines swore at her when she declined.
9: 35 p. m. A man at Arby’s, 2807 S. E. 14 th St., reported a man yelled at him and his family.

one man's struggle against immodest flora

11: 28 a. m. A man at West Sixth Street and South Hill Avenue reported a man was yelling at traffic and taking off his clothes and hanging them in a tree.