The best laid plans...

10: 45 p.m. A man at 906 N. Main St. reported his brother pointed a gun at him but shot himself in the leg.

Mr. Sunshine

1: 14 a.m. A man on East Poplar St. reported a man driving a wrecker threatened to shoot everyone and tried to run over them.

Letting everybody know that you mean business

10: 39 a. m. A man on Roberts Place reported a fight and that he was going to shoot someone if the police didn’t hurry.

a bovine mosh pit

9: 15 a. m. A man at 16608 Harmon Road, Fayetteville, reported someone shooting a gun made his cows stampede, killing one.

you pick your battles

7: 08 p. m. A man in Fayetteville reported a neighbor threatening his grandson and his friend if they didn’t stop shooting shotguns.

"you'll shoot your finger off, kid."

1: 04 p. m. A woman on Westwood Avenue reported her 13-year-old grandson found a gun in a ditch on McRay Street and brought it in the house where it fired, injuring his finger.

zip your lip when you're out shopping for your gettin'-out-of-jail shoes

6: 14 p. m. A woman at Dixieland Shoes, 104 W. Walnut St., reported a customer said he just got out of jail for shooting someone in the back of the head and she was concerned for their welfare.