...or was he just happy to see him?

5: 10 p.m. A man at 2763 Adrian Ave. reported an old friend walked by with a gun in his pants.

The best laid plans...

10: 45 p.m. A man at 906 N. Main St. reported his brother pointed a gun at him but shot himself in the leg.

Messy Marvins

1: 03 p.m. A man at 1617 N. E. Chapel Hill Drive reported seeing youths pushing over portable toilets.

12: 58 a.m. A woman at McDonald's, 3805 Peach Orchard Road, reported about 15 teens throwing trash, yelling and disturbing customers.

aaaannnnnnnddddd..... HOLYFUCKINGSHIT HOMELAND SECURITY CODE RED FUCK FUCK FUCK WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8: 38 p.m. A caller at 3800 S. W. Capstone Ave. reported youths throwing artillery shells into portable bathrooms.

Oh boy, field trip!

1: 14 p.m. A man on East Arkansas 264, Lowell, reported his neighbor came over with a pistol and said one of them was going to the morgue

An offer you can't refuse

6: 57 p.m. A woman at 4400 S. W. Lilly St. reported that a door-to-door salesman claimed to have 20 weapons when she refused to open the door to him.

good fences make good neighbors

7: 51 a.m. A man on Southwest High Meadow Boulevard reported being threatened and accused of disturbing the peace because he was putting up a fence with a nail gun.

"I let my neighbor know beyond the hill;
And on a day we meet to walk the line
And set the wall between us once again.
We keep the wall between us as we go.
To each the boulders that have fallen to each."
-Bob Frost

Letting everybody know that you mean business

10: 39 a. m. A man on Roberts Place reported a fight and that he was going to shoot someone if the police didn’t hurry.

who reports a stolen PLANT to the cops? what kind of plant was i.... ohhhh, riiiiight.... gotcha... okayyy.... totalllyyyyy......

6: 09 p. m. A woman at 8690 S. Pleasant Valley Road, Gentry, reported finding her refrigerator in the front yard and a gun, plant and antique coins stolen.

a bovine mosh pit

9: 15 a. m. A man at 16608 Harmon Road, Fayetteville, reported someone shooting a gun made his cows stampede, killing one.

you pick your battles

7: 08 p. m. A man in Fayetteville reported a neighbor threatening his grandson and his friend if they didn’t stop shooting shotguns.

"in the trash i even found an AK...i gotta say it was a good day"

12: 45 p. m. A man at 2015 W. Deane St. reported someone digging in a trash bin found a broken assault rifle.

hearth of darkness

5: 14 p. m. A woman at 13675 Arkansas 102, Centerton, reported a 12-year-old threatening other youths with a gun and drinking her beer.
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seriously, if she doesn't get a handle on her kid, he's going to travel up the river for a conference with Johnny and Luther Kurtz Htoo.

consider the peaches a warning shot

6: 59 p. m. A man on Little Hickory Drive in Lowell reported his uncle threw a can of peaches at him then pulled a gun on him.

"you'll shoot your finger off, kid."

1: 04 p. m. A woman on Westwood Avenue reported her 13-year-old grandson found a gun in a ditch on McRay Street and brought it in the house where it fired, injuring his finger.

"my bad. thought it was a duck."

4: 46 p. m. A woman at 3725 Robin Hills Lane reported a duck hunter shot out a window of her house.

a + b = c

10: 45 p. m. A man at 1619 Sisco Ave. reported hearing gunshots.
10: 53 p. m. A man at 802 S. Pleasant St. reported hearing two gunshots.
11: 30 p. m. A man at 802 Success Ave. reported a man keeps coming out of his back door and shooting a handgun in the air.

thanksgiving is a time to share with family

3: 41 p. m. A woman at Baptist Ford Cemetery in Elkins reported finding a bullet hole in her parents ’ headstone.

election day fallout

5: 11 p. m. A caller on North Lewis Avenue reported youths burning political signs.

11: 28 a. m. A woman at 1106 N. E. Fillmore St. reported her cat was trapped in furniture and she couldn’t lift it to get it out.

12: 32 p. m. A woman at Regions Bank, 203 S. Walton Blvd., reported the bank drilled some safety deposit boxes and found drugs.

2: 54 p. m. A woman at 1401 Phyllis St. reported an elderly man had a gun in his pants.

botched robberies, flagpoles, and fish heads

3:31 a. m. A caller at Kum and Go, 1108 Backus Ave., reported a man attempted to rob the store, but the bullet fell out of his gun and he left.

6: 31 p. m. A man at Northwest Arkansas Community College, 1 College Drive, reported a man standing by the flagpole all day, even after being asked to leave.

3: 46 p. m. A man at 554 S. Buchanan Ave. reported someone threw a bunch of fish heads on his front doorstep.

guns, candy, mike, dead cats and potentially dead cows

9:15 p.m. A man at 21531 S Arkansas 71 in Winslow reported his neighbors were walking outside their door and randomly firing a shotgun at nothing.

6:57 p.m. A man on Kantz Court reported a 13-year-old child threw candy at the caller's back glass door.

3:51 a.m. A man reported a woman at 401 24th St., No. 69, was banging on the floor and screaming "Mike come back."

7:39 p.m. A man from Tony's Towing reported that a 1986 GMC Safari van was parked on private property at the Delta Delta Delta parking lot and did not have a parking sticker. A strong odor, possibly that of a dead cat, was coming from the vehicle, the caller said.

11:57 p.m. A man at Gladson-Ripley Hall reported a potato was shot through his window.

7:20 a.m. A woman at 15214 E. Arkansas 12 in Rogers reported she overslept and when she awoke found her landlord in the bathroom throwing things.

4:21 p.m. A caller at Mary Maestri's Restaurant in Tontitown reported a Cave Springs officer dropped a man off in the parking lot and the man asked some restaurant employees if he could camp on their lawn. The employees said no, and the man threatened to shoot some cows, police said.