...and they end up with the illiterate clerk.

1: 15 a. m. A clerk at 3080 W. Wedington Drive reported a man and woman who couldn’t speak writing notes about needing something.

the case of the stolen tobacco / clerks!

5: 04 p. m. A woman at 1237 W. 6 th St. reported a pouch of tobacco stolen.

7: 44 p. m. A caller at 2517 W. 6 th St. reported an unconscious clerk lying on the floor with a newspaper on him.