is that what the kids are calling it these days?

7: 20 a. m. A woman at 3709 N. Second St. reported a Peeping Tom scratching a rash at her window.

halloween megapost!

Oct. 31 7: 33 a. m. A woman at 3412 E. Chatsworth Road reported a pumpkin thrown through her rear windshield.
7: 37 a. m. A woman at 2257 N. Mockingbird Lane reported a pumpkin stolen.
8: 01 a. m. A woman at 2616 N. Candlewood Drive reported several mailboxes damaged.
8: 12 a. m. A woman at 909 S. E. G St. reported pumpkins stolen off a front porch.
8: 36 a. m. A caller at 2486 N. Candlewood Drive reported mailboxes damaged.
8: 44 a. m. A caller at 2584 N. Candlewood Drive reported mailboxes damaged.
9: 14 a. m. A caller at 2667 N. Candlewood Drive reported a mailbox damaged.
9: 21 a. m. A caller at 772 N. Canterbury Road reported a mailbox damaged.
9: 27 a. m. A caller at 816 N. Canterbury Road reported a mailbox damaged.
11: 55 a. m. A man at 3309 S. E St. reported graffiti.
6: 59 p. m. A woman at 1514 W. Pine St. reported a brick thrown through a vehicle window.
8: 16 p. m. A man at 100 Park St. reported a passenger in another vehicle threw something at his vehicle.
9: 22 p. m. A man at 756 N. Queen Annes Lace Drive reported children spraypainted his vehicle.
9: 26 p. m. A man at North Meadowlands and West Crown Flower drives reported youths spray-painting vehicles.
9: 56 p. m. A man at 2972 Chestnut Ave. reported youths throwing eggs at his house.

if this is legit, he should be pitching in the majors

2: 58 p. m. A man at 2505 S. E. Third St. reported youths throwing BBs broke a window.

and this is illegal how?

11: 42 p. m. A caller on Chadwick Street reported young women jumping out of windows and running around the neighborhood wearing only pants and bras.

Thwarted by brick-proof windows!

12: 59 p. m. A woman at 4662 Stonecrest Circle reported a brick thrown at the window but it didn’t break.

be careful what you ask for

3: 53 a. m. A woman on Union Drive reported her daughter’s boyfriend climbed through the window and wouldn’t leave at first, then went outside and rammed people’s cars.

whatever's handy, i guess...

11: 03 a. m. A woman at 20 S. University Ave. reported someone threw a manhole cover into the window of a building across the street.

"my bad. thought it was a duck."

4: 46 p. m. A woman at 3725 Robin Hills Lane reported a duck hunter shot out a window of her house.

a winged succubus?

12: 04 a. m. A woman at 604 Acorn Drive reported something came through her window.

dude, try looking in your roommate's bong...

8: 37 p. m. A student reported she found the window screen cut but no sign of anyone entering her room in Futrall Hall.
8: 56 p. m. A student reported she found the window screen destroyed but no sign of anyone entering her room in Futrall Hall.