11:14 p.m. A woman at 506 Braithwaite St. reported youths ringing a doorbell, running off and making rude gestures to her children.

11:33 a.m. A staff member reported a plastic bag containing marijuana in plain view in a vehicle in the Transit and Parking Impound Lot.

Mortal Carmbat

12:14 p.m. An employee at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, 702 S. Thompson St., reported a man came in, asked him his name, then hit him and said, "I'm not done with you."

It's hot out there, y'all...

7: 29 p.m. A caller on West Sixth Street at South Hill Avenue reported a man walking with his buttocks hanging out of his pants.

3: 50 p.m. A caller on West Sunset Avenue reported a man driving naked from the waist down.

oatmeal, vaseline, newspaper, potatoes and ectoplasm

9: 11 a.m. A man at 1601 S. 28 th Place reported oatmeal, petroleum jelly, newspaper and instant mashed potatoes all over a vehicle.

4: 18 a.m. A woman at 305 Rose Garden Lane reported someone rang her doorbell and left a sticky substance on her doorknob.

The holder of the world record for most vehicular break-ins in an hour

6: 13 a.m. A caller at 1756 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 13 a.m. A caller at 1655 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 15 a.m. A caller at 1733 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 18 a.m. A caller at 2300 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 23 a.m. A woman at ®4 Joshua Place reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 28 a.m. A caller at 1642 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 47 a.m. A caller at 1620 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 49 a.m. A caller at 1625 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 51 a.m. A caller at 2389 Kasey Ave. reported vehicle broken into.
6: 53 a.m. A caller at 2452 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 53 a.m. A caller at 2461 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 54 a.m. A caller at 2332 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.

Mr. Sunshine

1: 14 a.m. A man on East Poplar St. reported a man driving a wrecker threatened to shoot everyone and tried to run over them.

The cricket in your car

11: 50 p.m. A woman at Malco Theater, 621 N. 46 th St., reported someone vandalized her vehicle and threw crickets on it.

[Recommended reading]

Mmmmm, donuts....

5: 07 p.m. A man at Helping Hands, 320 Airport Road, reported a female driver doing doughnuts in the parking lot with a child on the roof of her vehicle.

I just wanted to take a moment to mention that last weekend I ate a bacon burger on a donut and it was quite possibly the best thing ever. That's all.

Naked Lunch!

11: 54 a.m. A woman at Advance Pest Control, 3852 Willowood Ave., reported two people engaged in sexual relations in a parked vehicle.

In the doghouse

4: 50 p.m. A woman at 19266 Parks Cemetery Road, Winslow, reported a doghouse put on top of her vehicle and a trash bin flipped over.

Naked Lunch!

11: 54 a.m. A woman at Advance Pest Control, 3852 Willowood Ave., reported two people engaged in sexual relations in a parked vehicle.

Snow problem!

1: 24 p.m. A woman on East Brookhaven Drive at North Old Missouri Road reported being hit in the face with a snowball thrown by underwear-clad men.

3: 42 p.m. A woman at 1649 N. Viewpoint Drive reported being hit in the face with a snowball by two youths who knocked on her door.

Jan. 31 11: 46 a.m. A man on Northeast A Street and Tiger Boulevard reported youths throwing snowballs at passing vehicles.

2: 43 p.m. A woman on Holly Drive reported a boy hit her son and threw snowballs at him.

3: 54 p.m. A man at Northwest Yukon Trail Street reported youths built a large, obscene snow structure.

Thanks Allanah!

halloween megapost!

Oct. 31 7: 33 a. m. A woman at 3412 E. Chatsworth Road reported a pumpkin thrown through her rear windshield.
7: 37 a. m. A woman at 2257 N. Mockingbird Lane reported a pumpkin stolen.
8: 01 a. m. A woman at 2616 N. Candlewood Drive reported several mailboxes damaged.
8: 12 a. m. A woman at 909 S. E. G St. reported pumpkins stolen off a front porch.
8: 36 a. m. A caller at 2486 N. Candlewood Drive reported mailboxes damaged.
8: 44 a. m. A caller at 2584 N. Candlewood Drive reported mailboxes damaged.
9: 14 a. m. A caller at 2667 N. Candlewood Drive reported a mailbox damaged.
9: 21 a. m. A caller at 772 N. Canterbury Road reported a mailbox damaged.
9: 27 a. m. A caller at 816 N. Canterbury Road reported a mailbox damaged.
11: 55 a. m. A man at 3309 S. E St. reported graffiti.
6: 59 p. m. A woman at 1514 W. Pine St. reported a brick thrown through a vehicle window.
8: 16 p. m. A man at 100 Park St. reported a passenger in another vehicle threw something at his vehicle.
9: 22 p. m. A man at 756 N. Queen Annes Lace Drive reported children spraypainted his vehicle.
9: 26 p. m. A man at North Meadowlands and West Crown Flower drives reported youths spray-painting vehicles.
9: 56 p. m. A man at 2972 Chestnut Ave. reported youths throwing eggs at his house.

skoal man

5: 40 p. m. A man on Rainbow Curve reported a man cut him off and threw a spit cup into his vehicle.

when you buy a car, you always read the fine print... always.

4:00 p. m. A man on North Pointer Lane reported a woman who sold him a car is saying she will report the car stolen if he doesn’t baby-sit her children.

i defer to the steering committee

1:01pm A woman on West Dickson Street reported her ex-husband broke into her vehicle and stole the steering wheel.

fiddy!

9: 46 a. m. A woman reported her vehicle broken into and 50 cents stolen.

weren't joan collins and linda evans in f-ville this weekend?

1: 21 a. m. A woman at Dynasty Cab Co. reported a customer got out of the cab without paying.

special friday the 13th edition

i was curious to see if anything more fascinating than usual would happen on friday the 13th, but it was just the standard nw arkansas stew of copper wire theft, domestic violence, road rage, broken windows, harassment, and writing hot checks.
oh, and this....

1: 56 a. m. A woman on Bug Scuffle Road in West Fork reported her mother’s boyfriend kicked her out and threatened to blow up her car and kill her dog.

you have to make your own fun...

3: 58 a. m. A woman at North Leverett Avenue and West Sycamore Street reported a man on the side of the road pulling his pants down and flashing cars.