oil, hot dogs, urination, conspiracies, satan!

4:39 p.m. A clerk at 1540 E. 15th St. reported some children have been stealing quarts of oil all day.

12:24 p.m. A man on Arkansas 265 West reported someone put toilet paper all over his yard, hot dogs in all the toilets and spread macaroni throughout his house.

4:14 p.m. A caller on South Washington Avenue reported a man sitting on the sidewalk, urinating into a bottle.

11:53 p.m. A woman at County Line Road in Bethel Heights reported her neighbors had been partying all night and she was ready to go to bed.

12:16 a.m. A man at 15646 Coose Hollow Court in Rogers reported a helicopter flew over his house and a few minutes later a car with its headlights off drove up and down his driveway.

8:00 p.m. A woman reported children not wearing shirts were at the end of the street at 736 E. Ash St. chanting and some children were hiding because something satanic was coming after them.

6:29 p.m. A man reported a man in a blue Honda Accord driving recklessly on North Thompson Street. The man had a paper bag on his head and was running people off the road, the caller said.