I can't tell which part of this story is more fucked up.

11: 24 p. m. A woman at Fatty Hackers Sports Pub, 2005 S. Thompson St., reported a woman bleeding from the head.
11: 24 p. m. A woman at Fatty Hackers Sports Pub, 2005 S. Thompson St., reported someone punched a 44-year-old woman and she was covered in blood.

you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

9: 55 p. m. A caller at 3919 N. Mall Ave. reported a man punching the self-checkout until he started bleeding.