The Iconoclast reports on the salacious details of a Monday in Bella Vista.
Really, though.
Missing from the list of crimes are:
3:20 pm: Bear defecates in woods.
4.55 pm: Local papist dons amusing headgear.
8: 15 a. m. A woman at Gregg House, 339 N. Gregg Ave., reported a monument was pulled from its pedestal.
10: 55 a. m. A staff member reported someone stole a parking sign from Lot 61. The sign was found in the bed of a pickup in Lot 75.
4: 50 p. m. A caller at 2035 N. College Ave. reported 10 to 15 youths beating a sign down.
