It's hot out there, y'all...

7: 29 p.m. A caller on West Sixth Street at South Hill Avenue reported a man walking with his buttocks hanging out of his pants.

3: 50 p.m. A caller on West Sunset Avenue reported a man driving naked from the waist down.

You better believe he was hitting it from behind...

10: 03 p.m. A caller on Caboose Lane reported a man and woman having sex in front of his apartment.

Pinky and the Brain

7: 38 p.m. A woman at Northwest Second and Northwest F streets reported a man standing on the corner in a pink Speedo with his buttocks hanging out.

riding in cars with boys

8: 04 p. m. A caller at East Dickson Street and North College Avenue reported a car full of boys with their pants down.

R U READY FOR SOME FOOT-BALL?!?!?!?

10: 33 a. m. A caller on West Sixth Street and South Razorback Road reported people running in and out of traffic, stopping cars, holding signs and screaming “Go Hogs.”

12: 39 p. m. A woman on Interstate 540 and South Cato Springs Road reported people in a car were “mooning” people in other cars as they passed by.

9: 20 p. m. A woman on Southeast 14 th Street and Moberly Lane reported a man in a vehicle “mooned” her and cut her off.

wiener theif rides around "shining"

1:25pm A man at 1406 N. Garland Ave. reported someone stole the bratwurst he was grilling and a fork while he was inside watching a football game.

10:51am A woman at 1519 S. School Ave. reported an elderly man on his hands and knees with his bottom "shining."

3:10pm A woman at 4379 W. Thrasher (yes, Thrasher) Drive reported trash thrown all over her yard, condoms on her porch and egg on her house.

2:37pm A man at 1416 Colby Circle reported someone threw a half loaf of bread at him from a car while he mowed his lawn.

5:41am A caller at Flash Market, 3601 Moberly Lane, reported an intoxicated driver pulled up to the gas pumps and fell asleep.