5 man conga line

11: 53 p.m. A caller at Club Congo, 1408 S. Thompson St., reported four or five men trying to push their way into the club.

Messy Marvins

1: 03 p.m. A man at 1617 N. E. Chapel Hill Drive reported seeing youths pushing over portable toilets.

12: 58 a.m. A woman at McDonald's, 3805 Peach Orchard Road, reported about 15 teens throwing trash, yelling and disturbing customers.

aaaannnnnnnddddd..... HOLYFUCKINGSHIT HOMELAND SECURITY CODE RED FUCK FUCK FUCK WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8: 38 p.m. A caller at 3800 S. W. Capstone Ave. reported youths throwing artillery shells into portable bathrooms.

i think i saw this happen on 'i love lucy' once...

1: 52 p. m. A caller on North Lewis Avenue reported a man pushed his wife out of the house with a broom.

wicker man / pusher man

7: 32 p. m. A man at 2071 N. Chestnut Ave. reported someone knocked over his wicker chair.

2: 55 a. m. A woman on North Mount Olive Road in Gravette reported a drunken man pushing people.