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4: 30 a. m. A woman on Thomas Boulevard reported a woman speaking in tongues and forced her father to walk down the street.

the suburban version of verve's video for "bittersweet symphony"

1: 12 p. m. A caller on North Lewis Avenue reported a man wearing a robe was walking his dog through the middle of the soccer fields while people were playing.

the power of CHRIST compels you!

1: 57 a. m. A woman at 2036 E. Spinel Link reported a woman outside chanting and yelling, “In the name of Jesus, stop the wind.”

crazy children, arguments, weed, sweet mother of christ!

1:43 a.m. A caller on West Center Street and South Hill Avenue reported several children outside hollering and making noise by banging trash cans together. They also moved a toilet into the middle of the street, the caller said.

2:36 a.m. A caller at 2300 N. College Ave. reported a large fight involving about 15 people. The fight originated, the caller said, because someone spilled a Coke.

11:17 p.m. A caller at the 1500 Block of N. Fieldstone Ave. reported his brother stabbed him with a fork. The two were arguing over pie.

11:41 p.m. A caller on South University Avenue reported two people in his apartment building were smoking marijuana. The caller believed they were college students.

11:08 a.m. A woman at 1764 N. Leverette Ave. reproted she was walking by an apartment when the resident opened the door and and a cloud of smoke and the smell of marijuana came out.

3:00 a.m. A woman at John Street reported someone rang her doorbell several times and when she answered, her newspaper was on fire.

6:05 p.m. A woman at 11284 S. Harris Drive in Elkins woke up and a woman was in the laundry room claiming to be the mother of Jesus Christ.