5(butter + knives) = x - bread

11: 42 p.m. A man on Hidden Springs Drive in Decatur reported being robbed by five men armed with butter knives.

Thanks Brooke!

deeez nuuuts

2: 58 a. m. A woman at EZ Mart, 2124 W. Sunset Ave., reported two men bought nuts and then grabbed money from the cash register.

gangsta.

botched robberies, flagpoles, and fish heads

3:31 a. m. A caller at Kum and Go, 1108 Backus Ave., reported a man attempted to rob the store, but the bullet fell out of his gun and he left.

6: 31 p. m. A man at Northwest Arkansas Community College, 1 College Drive, reported a man standing by the flagpole all day, even after being asked to leave.

3: 46 p. m. A man at 554 S. Buchanan Ave. reported someone threw a bunch of fish heads on his front doorstep.