5 man conga line

11: 53 p.m. A caller at Club Congo, 1408 S. Thompson St., reported four or five men trying to push their way into the club.

Spiderpig!

4: 28 p.m. A woman at 5800 W. Michael Cole Drive reported someone was at her house while the painters were gone and left footprints on the wall and ceiling.

in da club, uh, i mean...da park.

11: 15 a. m. A woman at East Side Park, 200 Park St., reported a woman dancing on picnic tables around two men that and it was inappropriate.

...but not burning a picture of the pope?

12: 46 p. m. A woman at West Venus Street and South Eastern Avenue reported a woman with a shaved head dancing and singing while she was walking.