Messy Marvins

1: 03 p.m. A man at 1617 N. E. Chapel Hill Drive reported seeing youths pushing over portable toilets.

12: 58 a.m. A woman at McDonald's, 3805 Peach Orchard Road, reported about 15 teens throwing trash, yelling and disturbing customers.

aaaannnnnnnddddd..... HOLYFUCKINGSHIT HOMELAND SECURITY CODE RED FUCK FUCK FUCK WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8: 38 p.m. A caller at 3800 S. W. Capstone Ave. reported youths throwing artillery shells into portable bathrooms.

Just marking his territory

1: 28 a.m. A man at 644 W. Dickson St. reported a man urinating off the balcony and trying to hit people with his urine.

won't someone think of the children?!

3: 04 p. m. A woman on Northeast F Street reported a man urinated on the tires of a backhoe.

a portrait of discretion and modesty

10: 36 p. m. A man at Neighborhood Market, 1819 S. Eighth St., reported a man urinating in the parking lot and, in doing so, exposing himself to children.

don't cross the streams!

3: 04 p. m. A man at World Gym, 2003 S. W. Regional Airport Blvd., reported two men urinating in the sauna.

i think they meant Orina de Vida

5: 48 p. m. A man at Agua de Vida, 608 S. Thompson St., reported someone urinated in a storage room.