Hello dad, Hello mom, I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch....

11: 14 p.m. A man at 326 N. West Ave. reported a toilet blown up by a cherry bomb.

special friday the 13th edition

i was curious to see if anything more fascinating than usual would happen on friday the 13th, but it was just the standard nw arkansas stew of copper wire theft, domestic violence, road rage, broken windows, harassment, and writing hot checks.
oh, and this....

1: 56 a. m. A woman on Bug Scuffle Road in West Fork reported her mother’s boyfriend kicked her out and threatened to blow up her car and kill her dog.

repeat offender!

12: 35 p. m. A woman on East Allen Avenue reported marijuana smoke being blown into her vents by her neighbors.

still not chilling out, i guess.

well, that's one way to get her to chill out...

10: 25 a. m. A woman on East Allen Avenue reported neighbors harassing her and blowing marijuana smoke through her vents.