Why so serious?

8: 48 p.m. A woman at 2470 E. Frontier Elm Drive reported finding a smiley face carved on a door knob, things moved around and lights left on.

i have to wonder, WAS IT A WEREWOLF?

2: 42 a. m. A woman in West Fork reported hearing a loud bang and then saw her dog chasing something.

it's almost baseball season! i'm so incredibly happy about that.

8: 18 a. m. A man with the parks department on Veteran’s Parkway reported graffiti on the concession stand and on the east dugout near the south side of the softball field saying, “BP 13.”

dude, where's my...oh wait, nevermind...

10: 44 a. m. A student reported his vehicle stolen from Lot 51. The vehicle was located two hours later parked in Lot 64 with no sign it had been moved.

MYSTERIES: Two for Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10: 13 p. m. A woman at 901 S. E. Falcon Lane reported someone broke in, turned on her television and put her shower curtain in the kitchen.

11: 01 p. m. A woman at 702 W. Allen Ave. reported she picked up a letter that was blowing down the street and the letter mentioned something about a murder.

a sneaky man who knows how to talk real good

10:06 a.m. A woman at Little Britches, 2212 S. Walton Blvd., reported someone taped over all the R's on the business' signs.

2:22pm A woman at 18656 Durham Road in Elkins reported footprints around her barn and her trailer. She reported she has had things missing in the past, and they come in and eat her food and take her medicine.

4:14pm A woman at 508 Mountain View Ave. reported "a sneaky man who knows how to talk real good" stole her tax refund and her child's bicycle.

6:43am A man at 10 Spring Valley Drive reported he can't get out of his house because there is a raccoon on his front porch.