Someone rolled up to the Pay Spot and done got PAID.

5: 04 p.m. A man at Pay Spot, 2333 W. Sixth St., reported $ 400 stolen.

The 30 day pizza guarantee

3: 26 p.m. A woman at 1301 S. West Ave. reported finding a condom filled with water and egg in her mailbox.

11: 59 a.m. A man at Rosati's Pizza, 1007 S. W. A St., reported an irate customer wanting money back for a pizza she had a few months ago.

So it's been a couple of months. Sorry about that.

Falsies

10: 49 a.m. A woman at 1465 E. Joyce Blvd. reported receiving a $ 5 bill that was falsified to look like a $ 100 bill.

"Money... money changes everything."

and there's more where that came from.

3: 03 p. m. A caller at Jose’s Southwest Grille, 5240 W. Sunset Ave., reported a couple with a set of twins and a toddler wouldn’t pay their bill and offered to leave their children as payment.

not the ants! my beloved ants!

4: 18 p. m. A man on East Gulley, Fayetteville, reported a man threatening to smash the ants around his house if he doesn’t pay him $ 10, 000.

fiddy!

9: 46 a. m. A woman reported her vehicle broken into and 50 cents stolen.

scrooge mcduck livin' large on south shiloh drive

11: 57 a. m. A woman in the manager’s office at 735 S. Shiloh Drive reported finding photos of a recent guest on a computer that showed the man with a large pile of money.

deeez nuuuts

2: 58 a. m. A woman at EZ Mart, 2124 W. Sunset Ave., reported two men bought nuts and then grabbed money from the cash register.

gangsta.

the great baby formula scheme, aka "Operation Enfamil"

3:20 p.m. A woman and man at Hilltop Inn at 3601 S. Thompson St. reported that several people come to the hotel several times a month and unload baby formula off of a truck. They have been coming up from Texas once or twice a month for the past year and always drive a white van, stay for a couple days and leave with several cases of Enfamil and other items. The man reported that about six months ago, the individuals left $3,000 under the mattress in the room they stayed in and came back later that day to pick up the money. Two women rented the room on April 6, and on April 7 there were about 12 or 13 people in the motel room, the callers said. They loaded several cases of Enfamil and other items, and the callers noticed the group was very cautious and seemed very paranoid while loading the items in the van. When the callers looked into the room, there were several items of clothing from Wal-Mart with the price tags still on them and several price tag attachments scattered over the room.