Skate or Die (or just pull around to the side if it's bugging you that much)

6: 42 p. m. A caller at 2495 Brookside St. reported youths set up a skateboard ramp in the middle of the road and weren’t moving it for traffic.

why don't we do it in the road

3: 47 p. m. A woman at West Wedington Drive and Interstate 540 reported a man throwing trash into traffic then picking it up and throwing it again.

one man's struggle against immodest flora

11: 28 a. m. A man at West Sixth Street and South Hill Avenue reported a man was yelling at traffic and taking off his clothes and hanging them in a tree.