we wear (extremely) short shorts.

1: 18 p. m. A caller on North Betty Jo Drive reported a man wearing extremely short shorts was exposing himself while he mowed the grass.

office tip #1: increase productivity by eliminating potential distractions

3: 04 p. m. A woman at 2100 N. Leverett Ave. reported a topless woman lying on the grass close to the office.

whippin' it, burnin' it, radar guns, and huge parties.

1:43 a.m. A man at 4099 N. Sunflower Circle reported someone was trying to get in his front door and was snapping a bullwhip.

6:38 p.m. A woman at 13822 Stephanie Circle in Rogers reported Neighbors were burning grass and leaves with a blowtorch.

4:52 p.m. A woman at 2322 W. Lawson St. reported the driver of a small black car was going about 86 mph down Lawson Street.

2:27 a.m. A Caller reported a large party was going on at 121 Gern Trail, No. 12, and about four people were outside.