Speed crime!

This air conditioner thief needs to step up his game if he's going to compete with the record-holding vehicular break-in dude.

9: 38 a.m. A caller at 910 W. Laura St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 39 a.m. A caller at 912 W. Laura St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 41 a.m. A caller at 2430 Rill St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 42 a.m. A caller at 2436 Rill St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 43 a.m. A caller at 2434 Rill St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.

The holder of the world record for most vehicular break-ins in an hour

6: 13 a.m. A caller at 1756 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 13 a.m. A caller at 1655 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 15 a.m. A caller at 1733 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 18 a.m. A caller at 2300 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 23 a.m. A woman at ®4 Joshua Place reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 28 a.m. A caller at 1642 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 47 a.m. A caller at 1620 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 49 a.m. A caller at 1625 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 51 a.m. A caller at 2389 Kasey Ave. reported vehicle broken into.
6: 53 a.m. A caller at 2452 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 53 a.m. A caller at 2461 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 54 a.m. A caller at 2332 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.

Pinky and the Brain

7: 38 p.m. A woman at Northwest Second and Northwest F streets reported a man standing on the corner in a pink Speedo with his buttocks hanging out.

i'll be checking ebay and craigslist to see if this guy tries to unload the goods on the cheap

10: 23 p. m. A man at Pinnacle Country Club Security, 3 Wimbledon Way, reported a youth stole a speed bump off one of the roads.

whippin' it, burnin' it, radar guns, and huge parties.

1:43 a.m. A man at 4099 N. Sunflower Circle reported someone was trying to get in his front door and was snapping a bullwhip.

6:38 p.m. A woman at 13822 Stephanie Circle in Rogers reported Neighbors were burning grass and leaves with a blowtorch.

4:52 p.m. A woman at 2322 W. Lawson St. reported the driver of a small black car was going about 86 mph down Lawson Street.

2:27 a.m. A Caller reported a large party was going on at 121 Gern Trail, No. 12, and about four people were outside.

oil, hot dogs, urination, conspiracies, satan!

4:39 p.m. A clerk at 1540 E. 15th St. reported some children have been stealing quarts of oil all day.

12:24 p.m. A man on Arkansas 265 West reported someone put toilet paper all over his yard, hot dogs in all the toilets and spread macaroni throughout his house.

4:14 p.m. A caller on South Washington Avenue reported a man sitting on the sidewalk, urinating into a bottle.

11:53 p.m. A woman at County Line Road in Bethel Heights reported her neighbors had been partying all night and she was ready to go to bed.

12:16 a.m. A man at 15646 Coose Hollow Court in Rogers reported a helicopter flew over his house and a few minutes later a car with its headlights off drove up and down his driveway.

8:00 p.m. A woman reported children not wearing shirts were at the end of the street at 736 E. Ash St. chanting and some children were hiding because something satanic was coming after them.

6:29 p.m. A man reported a man in a blue Honda Accord driving recklessly on North Thompson Street. The man had a paper bag on his head and was running people off the road, the caller said.