The cricket in your car

11: 50 p.m. A woman at Malco Theater, 621 N. 46 th St., reported someone vandalized her vehicle and threw crickets on it.

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mission accomplished! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

8: 15 a. m. A woman at Gregg House, 339 N. Gregg Ave., reported a monument was pulled from its pedestal.

tis the season: pumpkin vandals, mailboxes, and a possible ghost

7: 10 a. m. A woman at 2706 Garden Trace reported her mailbox damaged and a pumpkin in her driveway.
8: 30 a. m. A man at 22 Glenbrook reported his mailbox damaged and pumpkins all over the road.
10: 33 p. m. A woman at 1105 Lockheed St. reported an unknown person tracked muddy footprints all over her house.

Family troubles

1: 01 a. m. A man on West Roselawn Street reported an iPod damaged, movies stolen and his girlfriend’s underwear cut up by his sister.

prince may B N the area

8: 39 a. m. A man at Dixieland Inc., 700 S. E. Fifth St., reported a music note spraypainted in purple.

dangerous mudball technology falls into hands of miscreants

8: 44 p. m. A woman at Parson Hills School, 2326 Cardinal Drive, reported someone threw a mud ball and eggs at the school.

a variation of "soooo-iiiiieeeee?"

11: 08 a. m. A woman at 2740 N. Candlewood Drive reported someone spray-painted “SOE” on a fence.

whatever's handy, i guess...

11: 03 a. m. A woman at 20 S. University Ave. reported someone threw a manhole cover into the window of a building across the street.

deputy threesome and mischevious horses

1:14 p.m. A man at Hide Away Campground, Rogers, reported seeing his wife with another man and wanted "a deputy to come watch what is going to happen."

4:09 p.m. A woman reported a man in a Chevrolet Camaro masturbating in his vehicle on North Mall Avenue.

10:57 p.m. A man reported several men fighting with knives at 3000 S. School Ave. Men were down, the caller said.

10:04 a.m. A man reported he found a pallet in woods near his house on North Carlsbad Trace with the words "I'm a pedophile" written on it.

9:21 p.m. A caller at 1121 S. Duncan Ave. reported a man threatened to kill her. The call was disconnected as the caller was being drugged inside the house, the dispatcher said.

9:45 a.m. A man at 432 Chantilly Ave. reported his house broken into and an airless sprayer stolen from the bathroom.

8:08 a.m. A woman at 808 Crestwood St. reported a dead raccoon tied to her car.

6:11 p.m. An officer reported he discovered two vehicles that had syrup, shaving cream, coffee grounds and clothes on the exteriors and potatoes in the tailpipes. One vehicle was parked in Lot 23 and the other in Lot 65, the officer said.

1:26 p.m. A woman on Railroad Cut Road in Rogers reported the neighbor's horses had been licking the paint off of her trucks and damaging other property.