A Postmodern Predicament: Levels of Remove

7: 16 p.m. A woman on Southwest Fremont Road reported receiving text messages from her 16-year-old son saying his father was screaming at him.

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10: 49 p. m. A man at Shell Super Stop, 1311 S. Walton Blvd., reported a man talking to himself about the devil.

2: 37 a. m. A woman at Days Inn and Suites, 3408 Moberly Lane, reported a man screaming in the lobby.

A man at Rogers Inn and Metal, 721 N. Arkansas St., reported a backhoe running after it had been put away last night.

10: 22 a. m. A woman at 12935 E. Devil’s Den Road, Winslow, reported someone stole her father-in-law’s mailbox and tried to steal hers.

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7: 04 p. m. A caller at 2785 N. Ida Lindsey Drive reported a woman had been screaming for 10 minutes.

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9:15 p.m. A man at 21531 S Arkansas 71 in Winslow reported his neighbors were walking outside their door and randomly firing a shotgun at nothing.

6:57 p.m. A man on Kantz Court reported a 13-year-old child threw candy at the caller's back glass door.

3:51 a.m. A man reported a woman at 401 24th St., No. 69, was banging on the floor and screaming "Mike come back."

7:39 p.m. A man from Tony's Towing reported that a 1986 GMC Safari van was parked on private property at the Delta Delta Delta parking lot and did not have a parking sticker. A strong odor, possibly that of a dead cat, was coming from the vehicle, the caller said.

11:57 p.m. A man at Gladson-Ripley Hall reported a potato was shot through his window.

7:20 a.m. A woman at 15214 E. Arkansas 12 in Rogers reported she overslept and when she awoke found her landlord in the bathroom throwing things.

4:21 p.m. A caller at Mary Maestri's Restaurant in Tontitown reported a Cave Springs officer dropped a man off in the parking lot and the man asked some restaurant employees if he could camp on their lawn. The employees said no, and the man threatened to shoot some cows, police said.