A good old-fashioned styrofoam burnin'

3: 06 p.m. A man on Osage Creek Road, Springdale, reported neighbors burning Styrofoam, paint and other things.

Excorist II

6: 14 a.m. A woman on Rhoden Lane reported her son beat her and took her Bibles to burn them.

See also.

Flaming youths

8: 34 p.m. A woman at 1440 Tumbleweed Drive reported youths throwing something in her yard that was on fire.

Flaming youths

8: 34 p.m. A woman at 1440 Tumbleweed Drive reported youths throwing something in her yard that was on fire.

The couch, the couch, the couch is on fire*

8: 29 a.m. A caller on Scott Hollow Road in Springdale reported a couch on fire.

*(we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn)

flaming bags, lurking youths, and a bag of possible narcotics

9: 32 p. m. A woman at 302 S. W. E St. reported her doorbell rang and she opened it to find a bag of something on fire on her doorstep.

10: 18 p. m. A man at Elmwood Junior High, 1600 S. 13 th St., reported seeing two youths dressed all in black behind the school, hiding as he drove by.

10: 31 a. m. A woman at North Porter Road and West Deane Street reported finding a bag containing white powder.

Thanks Brooke!

hot for teacher

7: 06 a. m. A woman at North Porter Road and Interstate 540 reported a school bus was traveling north with a tire on fire.

crazy children, arguments, weed, sweet mother of christ!

1:43 a.m. A caller on West Center Street and South Hill Avenue reported several children outside hollering and making noise by banging trash cans together. They also moved a toilet into the middle of the street, the caller said.

2:36 a.m. A caller at 2300 N. College Ave. reported a large fight involving about 15 people. The fight originated, the caller said, because someone spilled a Coke.

11:17 p.m. A caller at the 1500 Block of N. Fieldstone Ave. reported his brother stabbed him with a fork. The two were arguing over pie.

11:41 p.m. A caller on South University Avenue reported two people in his apartment building were smoking marijuana. The caller believed they were college students.

11:08 a.m. A woman at 1764 N. Leverette Ave. reproted she was walking by an apartment when the resident opened the door and and a cloud of smoke and the smell of marijuana came out.

3:00 a.m. A woman at John Street reported someone rang her doorbell several times and when she answered, her newspaper was on fire.

6:05 p.m. A woman at 11284 S. Harris Drive in Elkins woke up and a woman was in the laundry room claiming to be the mother of Jesus Christ.