Bare in mind that it's February

2: 53 p.m. A caller in Summers reported a man in women's underwear standing on his porch.

Snow problem!

1: 24 p.m. A woman on East Brookhaven Drive at North Old Missouri Road reported being hit in the face with a snowball thrown by underwear-clad men.

3: 42 p.m. A woman at 1649 N. Viewpoint Drive reported being hit in the face with a snowball by two youths who knocked on her door.

Jan. 31 11: 46 a.m. A man on Northeast A Street and Tiger Boulevard reported youths throwing snowballs at passing vehicles.

2: 43 p.m. A woman on Holly Drive reported a boy hit her son and threw snowballs at him.

3: 54 p.m. A man at Northwest Yukon Trail Street reported youths built a large, obscene snow structure.

Thanks Allanah!

Family troubles

1: 01 a. m. A man on West Roselawn Street reported an iPod damaged, movies stolen and his girlfriend’s underwear cut up by his sister.

park life pt. II

8: 11 a. m. A caller at 10 W. 15 th St. reported a man running around the park in his boxer shorts.

FayetteNam, race cars, biblical maps, dead dogs, commando

3:42 p.m. A man at 1030 S. Razorback Road reported a woman came into the business and started yelling at the secretaries. The woman also started singing and dancing, the caller said.

7:45 p.m. A woman on North Betty Jo Drive reported a woman entered the caller's house uninvited and stated that she was drawn to the caller's house because of the wood. When the caller asked the woman where she was from, the woman stated she was from the stars but was now living in "FayetteNam".

6:22 p.m. A man at 1528 N. Porter Road reported someone placed a sign in his tree that read "vet". It may be the same person who stole his race car the previous day, the caller said.

8:04 p.m. A man at 2842 Habberton told the dispatcher he was God's chosen one and that he wanted to speak to the president. He said he had a biblical map and wanted the world surrendered to him.

8:52 p.m. A man on Bunyard Road in Winslow reported his neighbor's dogs had killed three of his cows, and he shot three of the neighbor's dogs and placed one on his neighbor's front porch.

10:15 a.m. A woman at 2593 N. College Ave. reported a man in a black jacket and cut-up shorts was apparently drunk, walking around in the parking lot of Arkansas Pools and Spas. The caller reported the man's shorts were shredded and he was not wearing any underwear.