A confused and hungry werewolf? Possibly...

10: 14 a.m. A man at 15492 Stage Coach Road in Prairie Grove reported a deer decoy stolen from his yard.

Motivated stoners

1: 53 p.m. A man at 8553 Stoner Lane, Rogers, reported for-rent signs and a 100-pound cement block holding them down stolen.

Hot Commodities on the Autumnal Black Market!

3:43 p.m. A woman at 1949 E. Bois De Arc Lane reported a campaign sign stolen.

3:48 p.m. A caller at 1603 E. Stewart St. reported a campaign sign and a pumpkin stolen.

Speed crime!

This air conditioner thief needs to step up his game if he's going to compete with the record-holding vehicular break-in dude.

9: 38 a.m. A caller at 910 W. Laura St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 39 a.m. A caller at 912 W. Laura St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 41 a.m. A caller at 2430 Rill St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 42 a.m. A caller at 2436 Rill St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.
9: 43 a.m. A caller at 2434 Rill St. reported an air-conditioning unit stolen.

Someone rolled up to the Pay Spot and done got PAID.

5: 04 p.m. A man at Pay Spot, 2333 W. Sixth St., reported $ 400 stolen.

Because this is how you know you're on vacation...

6: 56 p.m. A man at 21559 Indian Creek Drive, Garfield, reported beer missing from a vacation home.

Snack cake burgler strikes!

9: 05 a.m. A caller at the Tontitown Electrical Substation in Springdale reported a delivery truck broken into and $ 200 worth of snack cakes stolen.

The holder of the world record for most vehicular break-ins in an hour

6: 13 a.m. A caller at 1756 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 13 a.m. A caller at 1655 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 15 a.m. A caller at 1733 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 18 a.m. A caller at 2300 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 23 a.m. A woman at ®4 Joshua Place reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 28 a.m. A caller at 1642 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 47 a.m. A caller at 1620 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 49 a.m. A caller at 1625 Mortie St. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 51 a.m. A caller at 2389 Kasey Ave. reported vehicle broken into.
6: 53 a.m. A caller at 2452 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 53 a.m. A caller at 2461 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.
6: 54 a.m. A caller at 2332 Kasey Ave. reported a vehicle broken into.

Something about crime something something....

6: 15 p.m. A caller at 546 W. Center St. reported catching someone stealing something.

Kum and Huerta

9: 38 a.m. A man at La Huerta, 2356 N. College Ave., reported beer kegs stolen.
3: 08 p.m. A woman at Kum and Go, 4251 Elm Springs Road, reported propane tanks stolen.

I just wanted to put these out there because I love La Huerta and I can't let a mention of Kum and Go pass without comment. (Click the tag below for other Kum and Goings-on.)

halloween megapost!

Oct. 31 7: 33 a. m. A woman at 3412 E. Chatsworth Road reported a pumpkin thrown through her rear windshield.
7: 37 a. m. A woman at 2257 N. Mockingbird Lane reported a pumpkin stolen.
8: 01 a. m. A woman at 2616 N. Candlewood Drive reported several mailboxes damaged.
8: 12 a. m. A woman at 909 S. E. G St. reported pumpkins stolen off a front porch.
8: 36 a. m. A caller at 2486 N. Candlewood Drive reported mailboxes damaged.
8: 44 a. m. A caller at 2584 N. Candlewood Drive reported mailboxes damaged.
9: 14 a. m. A caller at 2667 N. Candlewood Drive reported a mailbox damaged.
9: 21 a. m. A caller at 772 N. Canterbury Road reported a mailbox damaged.
9: 27 a. m. A caller at 816 N. Canterbury Road reported a mailbox damaged.
11: 55 a. m. A man at 3309 S. E St. reported graffiti.
6: 59 p. m. A woman at 1514 W. Pine St. reported a brick thrown through a vehicle window.
8: 16 p. m. A man at 100 Park St. reported a passenger in another vehicle threw something at his vehicle.
9: 22 p. m. A man at 756 N. Queen Annes Lace Drive reported children spraypainted his vehicle.
9: 26 p. m. A man at North Meadowlands and West Crown Flower drives reported youths spray-painting vehicles.
9: 56 p. m. A man at 2972 Chestnut Ave. reported youths throwing eggs at his house.

werewolves don't have time for the 5-items-or-less line

1: 21 p. m. A man at 307 Leflors Ave. reported steaks stolen from his freezer.

when you buy a car, you always read the fine print... always.

4:00 p. m. A man on North Pointer Lane reported a woman who sold him a car is saying she will report the car stolen if he doesn’t baby-sit her children.

i'll be checking ebay and craigslist to see if this guy tries to unload the goods on the cheap

10: 23 p. m. A man at Pinnacle Country Club Security, 3 Wimbledon Way, reported a youth stole a speed bump off one of the roads.

fiddy!

9: 46 a. m. A woman reported her vehicle broken into and 50 cents stolen.

you've been hit by, you've been hit by... a smoooth criminal.

1: 59 p. m. A caller at Tontitown reported a man grabbed a case of beer from the beer man as he was pushing a dolly full of beer into the store and then left.

YES! just...fuckin'... YES! this is awesome...

1: 37 p. m. A woman with Potty House reported a portable toilet stolen.

...because the front yard is where you keep all these things, apparently.

3: 14 a. m. A woman at 901 Lafayette St. reported a refrigerator, files and drinks stolen from the front yard.

tough night to be a sign

10: 55 a. m. A staff member reported someone stole a parking sign from Lot 61. The sign was found in the bed of a pickup in Lot 75.

she also got away with her seinfeld season 3 dvd...

6: 12 p. m. A woman at 1792 W. Bedford Loop reported her roommate stole her hair straightener.