more mooninites...

8: 07 p. m. A woman at South Walton Boulevard and Southwest 14 th Street reported occupants of a vehicle driving recklessly and mooning people.

riding in cars with boys

8: 04 p. m. A caller at East Dickson Street and North College Avenue reported a car full of boys with their pants down.

R U READY FOR SOME FOOT-BALL?!?!?!?

10: 33 a. m. A caller on West Sixth Street and South Razorback Road reported people running in and out of traffic, stopping cars, holding signs and screaming “Go Hogs.”

12: 39 p. m. A woman on Interstate 540 and South Cato Springs Road reported people in a car were “mooning” people in other cars as they passed by.

9: 20 p. m. A woman on Southeast 14 th Street and Moberly Lane reported a man in a vehicle “mooned” her and cut her off.

wiener theif rides around "shining"

1:25pm A man at 1406 N. Garland Ave. reported someone stole the bratwurst he was grilling and a fork while he was inside watching a football game.

10:51am A woman at 1519 S. School Ave. reported an elderly man on his hands and knees with his bottom "shining."

3:10pm A woman at 4379 W. Thrasher (yes, Thrasher) Drive reported trash thrown all over her yard, condoms on her porch and egg on her house.

2:37pm A man at 1416 Colby Circle reported someone threw a half loaf of bread at him from a car while he mowed his lawn.

5:41am A caller at Flash Market, 3601 Moberly Lane, reported an intoxicated driver pulled up to the gas pumps and fell asleep.