...and the police arrived on the scene within the minute.

11: 52 p.m. A woman at 1207 Crescent St. reported someone smeared creamfilled doughnuts all over her front door.

Mmmmm, donuts....

5: 07 p.m. A man at Helping Hands, 320 Airport Road, reported a female driver doing doughnuts in the parking lot with a child on the roof of her vehicle.

I just wanted to take a moment to mention that last weekend I ate a bacon burger on a donut and it was quite possibly the best thing ever. That's all.

time to make the doughnuts...

8: 44 p. m. A man at 17897 Wheeler Road, Fayetteville, reported a pickup drove into his yard and did doughnuts.

do NOT jump on or mess with the goddamn horse!

5: 32 a. m. A man at Krispy Kreme, 1502 S. E. Walton Blvd., reported three youths “jumping on and messing with the horse across the street.”