i will sweep the everloving fuck out of this house if you make me go to school. i'm crazy & i'm not even fucking around...i swear to god i'll do it.

7: 51 a. m. A woman on Cheatham Street reported her daughter threatened her with a broom because she didn’t want to go to school.

[insert harry potter joke here]

5: 30 p. m. A man at the Wal-Mart Printing Mailing Distribution Center, 1108 S. E. 10 th St., reported a man carrying a broomstick hiding in the bushes.

i think i saw this happen on 'i love lucy' once...

1: 52 p. m. A caller on North Lewis Avenue reported a man pushed his wife out of the house with a broom.