Pinky and the Brain

7: 38 p.m. A woman at Northwest Second and Northwest F streets reported a man standing on the corner in a pink Speedo with his buttocks hanging out.

Snow problem!

1: 24 p.m. A woman on East Brookhaven Drive at North Old Missouri Road reported being hit in the face with a snowball thrown by underwear-clad men.

3: 42 p.m. A woman at 1649 N. Viewpoint Drive reported being hit in the face with a snowball by two youths who knocked on her door.

Jan. 31 11: 46 a.m. A man on Northeast A Street and Tiger Boulevard reported youths throwing snowballs at passing vehicles.

2: 43 p.m. A woman on Holly Drive reported a boy hit her son and threw snowballs at him.

3: 54 p.m. A man at Northwest Yukon Trail Street reported youths built a large, obscene snow structure.

Thanks Allanah!

acting naturally

2: 45 p.m. A woman on Natural Walk Road in Springdale reported a man and his son making obscene gestures and growling at her like a dog.