a bovine mosh pit

9: 15 a. m. A man at 16608 Harmon Road, Fayetteville, reported someone shooting a gun made his cows stampede, killing one.

cows, rocks, pills and sippin on some sizzurp

1: 22 p. m. A man at 1305 Tisdale Ave., Fayetteville, reported two men throwing rocks at his cows.

10: 54 a. m. A woman at Helping Hands, 320 Airport Road, reported a man and woman “popping pills” and drinking cough syrup.

in a cloud of marijuana smoke...

9:26pm A man on East Maple Street reported his girlfriend kicked in his front door and threw a can of beets at him.

4:09pm A woman at 2002 Christy reported people breaking into her home and poisoning her soap so her clothes would stink.

6:24pm A woman on North College Avenue reported a man grabbed and rubbed against her after she declined a date with him.

5:02pm A man on North Old Cincinatti Road reported a man known as "Chewy" threatened to "bury" him.

1:50pm A caller at 1318 S. College reported people that look "confused" folding clothes on a table and walking across the street.

3:20pm A man at 19493 W. Arkansas 16 reported someone let a man into his house to sleep on the couch. The caller said the man started kicking his wheelchair and table when he awoke.

8:02pm A caller at 12631 Kenneth Price Road reported a man in his 20s asked an 80 year-old woman for directions, then returned and asked if she would go to the movies with him.

11:20pm A bartender at 326 West Ave. reported a trespassing man with a shirt with the message "Bring me a beer."

2:20am A man at 1001 W. Stone Street reported he was locked inside a building that he entered. The caller said he entered it because the door was open, and he wanted "to see what it was like inside."

9:10am A caller at 306 N. University reported a vehicle. The caller said the vehicle was unlocked, and a key was not needed to start it.

3:44pm A man at 1151 W. Hefley reported the marijuana he smoked was "laced" with something.

9:33pm A woman at 2867 E Gordon Long Drive reported a "strange haze" in her bedroom, and that she thought a neighbor had been cooking drugs.

5:34pm A caller at 1509 S. West End Ave. reported an intoxicated man arguing with himself. An officer later reported that he was singing.

2:38pm A man at Whistler Mobile Home Park on South Old Missouri Road reported possible prostitution because there are a lot of men coming and going into a mobile home.

6:42pm A woman on North Shamblin Avenue reported people on bicycles circling her and asking if she called the police.

8:01pm A caller at 215 Watson Street reported a man took presents, unwrapped them and then returned them wrapped.

9:36am A woman at 8500 W. Miller Road reported 30 cows in her yard.

7:33pm- A man at 614 W. Cleveland St. reported that he lost his "pot" and would like an officer to bring over a dog to help him find it. The caller said that he thought he lost it in the couch.

guns, candy, mike, dead cats and potentially dead cows

9:15 p.m. A man at 21531 S Arkansas 71 in Winslow reported his neighbors were walking outside their door and randomly firing a shotgun at nothing.

6:57 p.m. A man on Kantz Court reported a 13-year-old child threw candy at the caller's back glass door.

3:51 a.m. A man reported a woman at 401 24th St., No. 69, was banging on the floor and screaming "Mike come back."

7:39 p.m. A man from Tony's Towing reported that a 1986 GMC Safari van was parked on private property at the Delta Delta Delta parking lot and did not have a parking sticker. A strong odor, possibly that of a dead cat, was coming from the vehicle, the caller said.

11:57 p.m. A man at Gladson-Ripley Hall reported a potato was shot through his window.

7:20 a.m. A woman at 15214 E. Arkansas 12 in Rogers reported she overslept and when she awoke found her landlord in the bathroom throwing things.

4:21 p.m. A caller at Mary Maestri's Restaurant in Tontitown reported a Cave Springs officer dropped a man off in the parking lot and the man asked some restaurant employees if he could camp on their lawn. The employees said no, and the man threatened to shoot some cows, police said.