who reports a stolen PLANT to the cops? what kind of plant was i.... ohhhh, riiiiight.... gotcha... okayyy.... totalllyyyyy......

6: 09 p. m. A woman at 8690 S. Pleasant Valley Road, Gentry, reported finding her refrigerator in the front yard and a gun, plant and antique coins stolen.

...because the front yard is where you keep all these things, apparently.

3: 14 a. m. A woman at 901 Lafayette St. reported a refrigerator, files and drinks stolen from the front yard.