This reminds me, I need to check my information tube, I mean, email.

4: 16 p.m. A woman at 2002 S. W. Fir Ave. reported someone left a note in the information tube outside her house that is for sale.

...and they end up with the illiterate clerk.

1: 15 a. m. A clerk at 3080 W. Wedington Drive reported a man and woman who couldn’t speak writing notes about needing something.