11:14 p.m. A woman at 506 Braithwaite St. reported youths ringing a doorbell, running off and making rude gestures to her children.

11:33 a.m. A staff member reported a plastic bag containing marijuana in plain view in a vehicle in the Transit and Parking Impound Lot.

DO NOT DISTURB the reefer break, dude...

11:19 p.m. A man at McDonald's Restaurant, 3805 Peach Orchard Road, reported employees inside tried to cower down and hide and he was concerned for their welfare.

Motivated stoners

1: 53 p.m. A man at 8553 Stoner Lane, Rogers, reported for-rent signs and a 100-pound cement block holding them down stolen.

You can call me a lumberjack / I'm smoking trees by the acre

July 22 9: 12 a.m. A woman at 10910 S. E. Campbell Road, Fayetteville, reported a male acquaintance keeps calling, telling her how high he is and that he won't give her father's chain saw back.

Thanks SBM!

are you part of the problem, or part of the solution?

1: 07 p.m. A woman on Mia Place reported people causing problems because her mother wouldn’t get them marijuana.

who reports a stolen PLANT to the cops? what kind of plant was i.... ohhhh, riiiiight.... gotcha... okayyy.... totalllyyyyy......

6: 09 p. m. A woman at 8690 S. Pleasant Valley Road, Gentry, reported finding her refrigerator in the front yard and a gun, plant and antique coins stolen.

repeat offender!

12: 35 p. m. A woman on East Allen Avenue reported marijuana smoke being blown into her vents by her neighbors.

still not chilling out, i guess.

well, that's one way to get her to chill out...

10: 25 a. m. A woman on East Allen Avenue reported neighbors harassing her and blowing marijuana smoke through her vents.

dude, try looking in your roommate's bong...

8: 37 p. m. A student reported she found the window screen cut but no sign of anyone entering her room in Futrall Hall.
8: 56 p. m. A student reported she found the window screen destroyed but no sign of anyone entering her room in Futrall Hall.

in a cloud of marijuana smoke...

9:26pm A man on East Maple Street reported his girlfriend kicked in his front door and threw a can of beets at him.

4:09pm A woman at 2002 Christy reported people breaking into her home and poisoning her soap so her clothes would stink.

6:24pm A woman on North College Avenue reported a man grabbed and rubbed against her after she declined a date with him.

5:02pm A man on North Old Cincinatti Road reported a man known as "Chewy" threatened to "bury" him.

1:50pm A caller at 1318 S. College reported people that look "confused" folding clothes on a table and walking across the street.

3:20pm A man at 19493 W. Arkansas 16 reported someone let a man into his house to sleep on the couch. The caller said the man started kicking his wheelchair and table when he awoke.

8:02pm A caller at 12631 Kenneth Price Road reported a man in his 20s asked an 80 year-old woman for directions, then returned and asked if she would go to the movies with him.

11:20pm A bartender at 326 West Ave. reported a trespassing man with a shirt with the message "Bring me a beer."

2:20am A man at 1001 W. Stone Street reported he was locked inside a building that he entered. The caller said he entered it because the door was open, and he wanted "to see what it was like inside."

9:10am A caller at 306 N. University reported a vehicle. The caller said the vehicle was unlocked, and a key was not needed to start it.

3:44pm A man at 1151 W. Hefley reported the marijuana he smoked was "laced" with something.

9:33pm A woman at 2867 E Gordon Long Drive reported a "strange haze" in her bedroom, and that she thought a neighbor had been cooking drugs.

5:34pm A caller at 1509 S. West End Ave. reported an intoxicated man arguing with himself. An officer later reported that he was singing.

2:38pm A man at Whistler Mobile Home Park on South Old Missouri Road reported possible prostitution because there are a lot of men coming and going into a mobile home.

6:42pm A woman on North Shamblin Avenue reported people on bicycles circling her and asking if she called the police.

8:01pm A caller at 215 Watson Street reported a man took presents, unwrapped them and then returned them wrapped.

9:36am A woman at 8500 W. Miller Road reported 30 cows in her yard.

7:33pm- A man at 614 W. Cleveland St. reported that he lost his "pot" and would like an officer to bring over a dog to help him find it. The caller said that he thought he lost it in the couch.

classic problems, likely teen related.

9:55 p.m. A man at 2341 N. College Ave. reported 15 men throwing bottles at passing cars.

7:00 p.m. A man at Bud Walton Hall reported a problem student who was caught smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol in the hallway had torn down a poster.

8:12 p.m. A woman at 1198 Effie Lane in Farmington reported she was in the woods and found two suspicious-looking fresh graves.

10:03 p.m. A caller reported several children were playing on the bridge at Gun Club Road in Fayetteville and were shooting fireworks at passing cars.

7:23 p.m. A woman at 2647 W. Megan Drive reported a drunken teen-age boy was arguing with her about taking her daughter out and he refused to leave.

3:23 p.m. A woman reported her neighbor on Buena Vista Circle was walking around her front and back yards topless.

10:24 a.m. A woman at 1042 S. 48th St. reported criminal mischief occurred overnight in a room at the Knights Inn. An officer reported several individuals had thrown up all over a room and were currently cleaning it up.

7:11 p.m. A caller reported a man who appeared to be drunk was at 415 Hart Ave. and his elbows were bleeding.

crazy children, arguments, weed, sweet mother of christ!

1:43 a.m. A caller on West Center Street and South Hill Avenue reported several children outside hollering and making noise by banging trash cans together. They also moved a toilet into the middle of the street, the caller said.

2:36 a.m. A caller at 2300 N. College Ave. reported a large fight involving about 15 people. The fight originated, the caller said, because someone spilled a Coke.

11:17 p.m. A caller at the 1500 Block of N. Fieldstone Ave. reported his brother stabbed him with a fork. The two were arguing over pie.

11:41 p.m. A caller on South University Avenue reported two people in his apartment building were smoking marijuana. The caller believed they were college students.

11:08 a.m. A woman at 1764 N. Leverette Ave. reproted she was walking by an apartment when the resident opened the door and and a cloud of smoke and the smell of marijuana came out.

3:00 a.m. A woman at John Street reported someone rang her doorbell several times and when she answered, her newspaper was on fire.

6:05 p.m. A woman at 11284 S. Harris Drive in Elkins woke up and a woman was in the laundry room claiming to be the mother of Jesus Christ.