apparently the K9 unit needs to invest in some coon dawgs

10:44 p.m. – Following a call from a US62E motel operator, an officer was unable to spot “two drunk men in the trees” at the branch of a local bank.

be careful what you ask for

3: 53 a. m. A woman on Union Drive reported her daughter’s boyfriend climbed through the window and wouldn’t leave at first, then went outside and rammed people’s cars.