The Godzilla of trashcans

9: 09 a.m. A man at 307 N. E. J St. reported someone using a large trash bin for demolishing houses.

Messy Marvins

1: 03 p.m. A man at 1617 N. E. Chapel Hill Drive reported seeing youths pushing over portable toilets.

12: 58 a.m. A woman at McDonald's, 3805 Peach Orchard Road, reported about 15 teens throwing trash, yelling and disturbing customers.

aaaannnnnnnddddd..... HOLYFUCKINGSHIT HOMELAND SECURITY CODE RED FUCK FUCK FUCK WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8: 38 p.m. A caller at 3800 S. W. Capstone Ave. reported youths throwing artillery shells into portable bathrooms.

Cheesy Beefy Melt (tm)

Found somewhere on the internet, but not NW Arkansas unfortunately. I thought the combo of Mountain View and Wal-Mart would be a slam dunk for an Arkansas-based post, but when you throw Atherton into the mix, you learn that we're talking about the Bay Area. Also, baby-sized burritos should have been a dead giveaway, since they don't exist this side of the Sierras.

In the doghouse

4: 50 p.m. A woman at 19266 Parks Cemetery Road, Winslow, reported a doghouse put on top of her vehicle and a trash bin flipped over.

AREA WOMAN MAKES IT TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!!!

3: 34 a. m. A man at 103 Ivy Place reported the doorbell rang and when his wife opened it, someone threw a trash can full of water at her.

"in the trash i even found an AK...i gotta say it was a good day"

12: 45 p. m. A man at 2015 W. Deane St. reported someone digging in a trash bin found a broken assault rifle.

why don't we do it in the road

3: 47 p. m. A woman at West Wedington Drive and Interstate 540 reported a man throwing trash into traffic then picking it up and throwing it again.

i guess you gotta make your own fun...

7: 46 p. m. A caller at Southeast D and Southeast 12 th streets reported youths playing in the road and inside trash cans.

sometimes you just have to wait for it

8: 20 p. m. A man at Domino’s Pizza, 2800 S. W. 14 th St. reported a man standing by the trash bin for about four hours.