Blood brothers

12: 54 a.m. A man on Oakridge Road reported a man tried to stab him but stabbed his friend instead.

...or was he just happy to see him?

5: 10 p.m. A man at 2763 Adrian Ave. reported an old friend walked by with a gun in his pants.

it was unclear at press time whether or not he was carrying smallpox-infested blankets

2: 04 p. m. A caller at 3577 Friendship Road in Springdale reported a man tearing down his fence and claiming to own the property.