Hot Commodities on the Autumnal Black Market!

3:43 p.m. A woman at 1949 E. Bois De Arc Lane reported a campaign sign stolen.

3:48 p.m. A caller at 1603 E. Stewart St. reported a campaign sign and a pumpkin stolen.

tough night to be a sign

10: 55 a. m. A staff member reported someone stole a parking sign from Lot 61. The sign was found in the bed of a pickup in Lot 75.

take that, you bitch-ass sign!

4: 50 p. m. A caller at 2035 N. College Ave. reported 10 to 15 youths beating a sign down.

R U READY FOR SOME FOOT-BALL?!?!?!?

10: 33 a. m. A caller on West Sixth Street and South Razorback Road reported people running in and out of traffic, stopping cars, holding signs and screaming “Go Hogs.”

12: 39 p. m. A woman on Interstate 540 and South Cato Springs Road reported people in a car were “mooning” people in other cars as they passed by.

9: 20 p. m. A woman on Southeast 14 th Street and Moberly Lane reported a man in a vehicle “mooned” her and cut her off.