best street name ever.

6: 35 p. m. A caller on It’ll Do Road in Pea Ridge reported her daughter skipped school to spend the day with a 20-year old man.

i will sweep the everloving fuck out of this house if you make me go to school. i'm crazy & i'm not even fucking around...i swear to god i'll do it.

7: 51 a. m. A woman on Cheatham Street reported her daughter threatened her with a broom because she didn’t want to go to school.

you're it.

1: 08 p. m. A woman at Thomas Jefferson Elementary School, 810 Bella Vista Road, reported a teacher tapped a student on the head.

flaming bags, lurking youths, and a bag of possible narcotics

9: 32 p. m. A woman at 302 S. W. E St. reported her doorbell rang and she opened it to find a bag of something on fire on her doorstep.

10: 18 p. m. A man at Elmwood Junior High, 1600 S. 13 th St., reported seeing two youths dressed all in black behind the school, hiding as he drove by.

10: 31 a. m. A woman at North Porter Road and West Deane Street reported finding a bag containing white powder.

Thanks Brooke!

hot for teacher

7: 06 a. m. A woman at North Porter Road and Interstate 540 reported a school bus was traveling north with a tire on fire.