I guess that's a "yes"

1: 18 a.m. A woman on North 35 th Street reported her 14-year-old son broke a lamp when she asked if he'd been drinking.

This looks like a job for...

12: 55 a.m. A man at Montana Mike’s, 301 N. Walton Blvd., reported a possibly intoxicated man driving a lawnmower down the street.

I'm pretty sure I know this woman...

11: 47 p.m. A woman on Coose Hollow Lane in Rogers reported a male acquaintance threw glass on her because she was intoxicated, but she only drank a 12-pack of beer.

Thanks Brooke!

drinking early and often

6: 50 p. m. A man at 5640 Ray Payne Road, Fayetteville, reported seeing a baby drinking from a beer bottle and when he told the parents, they threatened to beat him up.

large drunken orgy, possible lycanthropy!

9:28 p.m. A woman at 1764 N. Leverett Ave. reported she received a page from a tenant who reported a "large drunken orgy" was occuring at this location.

2:13 a.m. A woman on South Pepper Tree Lane reported a man with no shirt on was running around the block carrying a white picket fence he had stolen from someone else's yard.

3:19 a.m. A caller on Crutcher Street reported a woman was having a heart attack, and a man was going crazy. Another caller reported the man was on drugs and had attacked a woman. The man then got on "all fours" and started growling like a dog. A third caller, a woman, also reported the man ran up to her residence, rang her doorbell and ran off. When she looked out the window, a woman was out by a vehicle yelling at someone to "get a phone."

4:59 p.m. A woman at 1401 S. 12th St. reported she found women’s panties in a bag in her mailbox.

10:48 a.m. A man at 15562 Osage Hog Farm Road reported possible narcotics in the back of his hay field.

11:01 a.m. A woman at 1107 SE 10th St. reported she found a film canister containing suspicious-looking seeds.

cool party, He HO, mystery drugs and forgeries

9:20 p.m. A caller at 1712 Westwood Ave. Reported a very loud party involving drinking, cursing and fighting. The caller stated this was a continual problem.

9:59 p.m. A caller at 2701 Hyatt Ave. reported someone had written "He HO" in the dust on his hot tub in the back yard.

8:54 p.m. A caller at Executive Inn, 2205 S. Thompson Street, reported somebody in the back shed with a six pack of beer was passed out.

6:10 p.m. A woman at 16094 Trapp Hill Road in West Fork reported she saw a baby blanket that was covered in blood hanging from a tree. Four dogs reportedly had been shot and wrapped in the blanket.

10:48 a.m. A man at 15562 Osage Hog Farm Road reported possible narcotics in the back of his hay field.

1:51 p.m. A man at Parks Cemetary Road reported he found a box that when opened burned his eyes. He reportedly found syringes, hoses and gloves inside the box.

2:16 p.m. A caller at the Tyson Credit Union at 2591 W. Sunset Ave. reported someone changed the amount of a check the bank wrote from $25 to $10,887.82.

5:45 p.m. A caller at 893 Woodridge Drive reported someone put lettuce in his truck and scratched it.